The Intro

Ask anyone to name a novelty song from the 70s and I’d wager The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) would get a lot of mentions. It’s often given as an example of the Great British Public’s eccentric sense of humour and on this occasion I applaud the people who took it to number 1 for a fortnight as the long hot summer of 1976 began. In fact, so poor has the collection of chart-toppers in 1976 been thus far, this Wurzels single is the best yet.

Before

The Wurzels didn’t always specialise in comic covers. They were initially a backing group for Somerset singer-songwriter Adge Cutler, performing ‘Scrumpy and Western’ folk songs from 1966 onwards in pubs across the region, where they would often record live albums. The single Drink Up Thy Zider, released at the end of that year, got them noticed nationally. Originally the line-up featured Brian Walker, Reg Quantrill, John Macey and Reg Chant. Their name, coined by Cutler, is short for ‘mangelwurzel’, a crop grown to feed livestock.

In 1967 the Scrumpy & Western EP that spawned the male of their genre was released, and the band’s line-up began chopping and changing. At the end of that year Scotsman Tommy Banner joined as their accordionist. Further singles included the curiously titled Up The Clump in 1968 and Ferry to Glastonbury a year later. Tony Baylis joined the group in 1969 as their bassist and tuba player in time for their fourth album Carry On Cutler. 1972 saw Bristolian banjoist Pete Budd become a Wurzel, but eventually a tragic event meant he stepped up to become frontman.

Returning alone from a gig in Hereford in May 1974, Cutler fell asleep at the wheel of his sports car. It overturned at a roundabout approaching the Severn Bridge, and Cutler was killed. This left the grieving Budd, Banner and Baylis with the question of whether to continue as The Wurzels. They decided Budd would become their new singer. The album The Wurzels Are Scrumptious! was released in 1975 and was a mix of reworkings of old songs and Cutler tracks that had never been made before. Among the songs was a cover of Pat Boone’s 1962 hit Speedy Gonzales, which they ‘Wurzelled-up’. Without Cutler to write them material, perhaps this was where their future career lay?

Fortunately for them, it had been proven already that this could make them go mainstream. Despite popular belief, it wasn’t The Wurzels idea to turn Melanie’s folk song Brand New Key into a rural knees-up. The original was Melanie’s biggest hit. Also known as ‘The Rollerskates Song’, this slightly fruity track went to number 1 in the US.

Irish comedian Brendan Grace, later known in the UK for his role as Father Fintan Stack in classic sitcom Father Ted, rewrote it as The Combine Harvester, and it went to number 1 in Ireland but got nowhere over here. All The Wurzels needed to do was make a few lyrical changes here and there to make it more ‘Westcountry bumpkin’ and maybe they’d finally see some chart action?

Review

Yes, The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) may seem unfunny and even offensive now by playing to a common insulting stereotype of Westcountry farmers. However, it’s very catchy, and everyone is having such a good time, it’s hard to take it as anything but a bit of knockabout old-fashioned fun. The site of Budd acting as dozy as possible, particularly in the official video above, knees open wide and sat on a hay bale, can’t help but raise a smile.

The well-trodden path of farms and sex puns are present ‘I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)’ as Budd gets his wicked way with a wealthier landowner and wants to marry her (‘Aahh you’re a fine looking woman and I can’t wait to get me ‘ands on your land’). But for me the best bit is: ‘Weren’t we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance/I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants’… it’s the way he says that last word. Great stuff, and proof that novelty comedy records can stand the test of time.

After

Making hay while the sun shone, The Wurzels followed up their number 1 with I Am a Cider Drinker, a reworking of George Baker Selection’s Paloma Blanca. It soared to three in the charts. Also that year they released One for the Bristol City, which became the football team’s official anthem. 1977’s Farmer Bill’s Cowman reached 32. In a bid to cash in on the Dallas craze of 1980, they released I Hate JR followed by I Shot JR. In 1983, The Wurzels did hip-hop. I definitely want to hear The Wurzel Rap.

Changes were afoot in the line-up, as they gained a drummer in John Morgan in 1981, but lost Baylis two years later as he emigrated to New Zealand to become a chiropodist. He died in 2020.

One of the reasons I may have a soft spot for The Wurzels is the 80s adverts for Country Life butter. The long-running campaign featured cartoon butter men who sounded very similar to The Wurzels. They would laugh, joke, play music and proclaim ‘You’ll never get a better bit of butter on your knife’. Reminisce here.

Budd and Banner have toured with various line-ups as The Wurzels over these past few decades, with only sporadic recorded output. The 1988 single Sunny Weston-super-Mare was their last for seven years. Then in 1995 they celebrated the 25th anniversary of Eddie Stobart Ltd with the I Want To Be An Eddie Stobart Driver EP. The Combine Harvester 2001 Remix EP is their last material to chart (at 39).

The Outro

Their increasing popularity with students resulted in the album Never Mind The Bullocks, Ere’s The Wurzels, which featured covers of songs including Oasis’s Don’t Look Back in Anger. They forged an unlikely friendship with Reading alt-rockers British Sea Power, recording a version of their song Remember Me in 2006, while BSP covered I Am a Cider Drinker in return. Their cult following has resulted in many appearances at Glastonbury Festival over the years, and in 2010 they released their take on Kaiser Chiefs’ Ruby. COVID-19 has waylaid The Wurzels’ never-ending tour, and Budd and Banner must be a fair age now, but here’s hoping it’s just an enforced break.

The Info

Written by

Melanie Safka

Producer

Bob Barratt

Weeks at number 1

2 (12-25 June)

Trivia

Births

13 June: 5ive singer Jason ‘J’ Brown
16 June: Super Furry Animals keyboardist Cian Ciaran
25 June: Rugby player Iestyn Harris

Meanwhile…

14 June: The trial of murderer Donald Neilson, aka the ‘Black Panther’, commenced at Oxford Crown Court.

23 June: One of the lengthiest and most memorable heatwaves in the UK began. For 15 consecutive days, until 7 July inclusive, temperatures reached 32.2C in London. It remains the second hottest summer average since records began.