513. Phil Collins – You Can’t Hurry Love (1983)

The Intro

You Can’t Hurry Love was one of The Supremes’ biggest hits in 1966. But it was Phil Collins who took it to number 1 in the UK, with a faithful rendition of the Motown smash. Collins had left Genesis and begun a solo career, and went on to become one of the world’s bestselling singers of all time. Seriously.

Before

Philip David Charles Collins was born 30 January 1951 at Putney Hospital in Wandsworth, South London. The youngest of three children, Collins and co moved twice before he had reached three, and they settled in Brentford and Chiswick, Middlesex. At the age of five, Collins received a toy drumkit for Christmas. He would play along to music on the television and radio, and developed a keen ear. Aged seven, he interrupted his own talent show performance of The Ballad of Davy Crockett to tell the accompanying orchestra they were in the wrong key. In his formative years, Collins loved The Beatles and the soul music of Motown and Stax Records. Although he received basic music tuition when he was 12, he never learned to read or write music notation.

Collins moved from Nelson Primary School in Twickenham, Middlesex to Chiswick County Grammar School in 1962. He formed his first band, The Real Thing (not the group that scored a number 1 with You to Me Are Everything in 1976), which featured his future wife Andrea Bertorelli on backing vocals.

In his mid-teens, Collins quit school to enrol at Barbara Speake Stage School. He was uncredited in his role as an audience member in The Beatles’ A Hard Day’s Night (1964) and later that year he had his first starring role as The Artful Dodger in Oliver!. Although he had two West End runs, his days in the role were numbered when his voice broke. Collins also nearly starred in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968), but his role was cut.

While trying to make it big as an actor, Collins continued to love music, and frequented the Marquee Club so often that the management asked him to help out there. Eventually he decided to concentrate on music, and he auditioned unsuccessfully for Vinegar Joe and Manfred Mann Chapter Three. But The Cliff Charles Blues Band enlisted him, and he then jumped ship to a backing band known as The Gladiators. Incredibly, he had the chance to audition for Yes after he spoke to singer Jon Anderson, but he failed to turn up.

In 1969, Collins was part of John Walker’s (of The Walker Brothers) backing band during a live tour. When that ended, the band became Hickory, before settling on Flaming Youth. They recorded the concept album Ark 2. A year later, his path crossed the Fab Four’s once more, when he recorded a conga part for George Harrison’s Art of Dying.

The rock band Genesis, who had formed in 1967, signed to Charisma Records in 1970 and released their second LP, Trespass. Genesis were in a period of upheaval, having lost their guitarist, Anthony Phillips, and fired their third drummer, John Mayhew. Singer Peter Gabriel, a former drummer himself, was impressed by Collins, and he got the gig.

For the next five years, Collins played drums and percussion and sang backing vocals with Genesis. Over time, the band noticed the strength and synergy of Gabriel and Collins’ voices when put together. Then, in 1975, Gabriel decided to leaPve Genesis, and although Collins sang backing vocals for would-be applicants, they decided he would become their new lead singer for the album A Trick of the Tail. The decision was vindicated when the album became a hit in the UK and US.

In 1977, Genesis became a trio after the departure of guitarist Steve Hackett. The 1978 LP that followed – …And Then There Were Three… – was also a smash, and contained their first UK top 10 hit in Follow You, Follow Me. But Collins’ marriage was in trouble, and following their December tour, Genesis went on hiatus.

Collins failed to save his marriage and so returned to music, resuming his role in jazz fusion group Brand X, who he had helped since 1975. No stranger to cameos elsewhere, having collaborated with Brian Eno previously, he also helped out John Martyn. Genesis resumed in 1980 with their 10th album, Duke. Collins was becoming more involved as a songwriter, and it paid off, becoming their first UK number 1 album.

Soon after, Collins was working on demos for songs he considered too simple for Genesis. They also had a personal nature, often concerning his impending divorce. In January 1981 came his debut solo single, the haunting In the Air Tonight. Featuring one of the most famous drum breaks in pop, the song went to two in the charts. Quite the introduction to a solo career, but nothing else from that album, Face Value, matched it, with I Missed Again and If Leaving Me Is Easy reaching 14 and 17 respectively.

The early 80s were an extremely busy and successful time for Collins. In 1981, he also found time to be on Genesis’s next LP Abacab and produce Martyn’s album Glorious Fool. The following year, he produced and played on Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA’s LP Something’s Going On and drummed on Robert Plant’s first solo album Pictures at Eleven.

He then set to work on his second solo album, Hello, I Must Be Going!. As with his last, much of the material focused on his divorce. However, the first single, Thru These Walls, didn’t bode well. A song about listening through walls to neighbours having sex, the song sounded like an inferior retread of In the Air Tonight. Released a month before the album, in October 1982, it didn’t even reach the top 40. Collins would have been better off releasing his cover of You Can’t Hurry Love first.

You Can’t Hurry Love had been one of The Supremes’ signature tunes. It was penned by prolific Motown hitmakers Lamont-Dozier-Holland and based on the gospel song You Can’t Hurry God by Dorothy Love Coates and the Gospel Harmonettes. The Supremes single was a pulsating, bright and breezy pop stomper with backing from the Funk Brothers, and it peaked at three in the UK in the late summer of 1966. Collins wanted to pay tribute to Motown (his latest album said ‘Motown, we salute you’ on the back) and worked with producer Hugh Padgham to attempt a remake, rather than interpretation, of the classic recording. He later admitted he didn’t succeed, dissing specifically the ‘naff strings’ on his version.

Nonetheless, Collins had recorded his vocal, drums and tambourine in May and June 1982, with help from Daryl Stuermer on guitar, John Giblin on bass and J Peter Robinson on piano, glockenspiel and vibraphone. Strings were provided by Martyn Ford and credited to The Mountain Fjord Orchestra.

Review

Collins’ standing in the music world is interesting. From drummer in one of the biggest prog rock bands of the 70s, to global superstar in the 80s. Capable of bangers like In the Air Tonight and Easy Lover, yet also guilty of the hypocritical Another Day in Paradise. A bland, uninteresting character, yet also blessed with an unassuming charisma. He was subject to ridicule for years, yet his stock has rightfully improved in recent years. He didn’t deserve such disdain, yet I can see why he was attacked.

Depending on my mood on the rare occasion I now hear it, his version of You Can’t Hurry Love is either unnecessary or not bad. It’s a serviceable attempt at covering a real classic, but why bother? If his aim really was to capture the 60s sound, while updating it a little for 80s audiences, he’s right that he didn’t really achieve it. Having said that, who could, especially in the early 80s, when production techniques were as far removed as Motown’s raw yet sugary pop could be?

The best part of this version is Collins’ voice. You’d never choose it over Diana Ross, Florence Ballard or Mary Wilson’s, but it does work surprisingly well here. Less surprising is that the other highlight is Collins’ drumming. It seems that unfortunately it may take his passing for people to realise he was an excellent drummer, not just an MOR pop star. You can feel his love for the sounds of his youth, and the enthusiasm somehow shines through this average but pleasant cover. There’s no wonder it became his first number 1, as it appealed to his many fans and the record buyers of the 60s, who by then will have loved this unthreatening new version of a tune from their teens.

They’ll have also enjoyed the novelty of the video, in which Collins performs the song under a spotlight, with two other versions of him on backing vocals – one wearing sunglasses. Collins as The Supremes. I will have been four when I first saw it, and I was fascinated to know how he was able to be in three places at once. Was he magic?

After

You Can’t Hurry Love became the first new number 1 of 1983, toppling the 1982 Christmas chart-topper Save Your Love. It also topped the charts in many countries and was a US hit. Collins was well on the way to becoming a global megastar.

The Outro

Lamont Dozier was impressed by Collins’ cover, and was happy to say yes when Collins asked him to co-write Two Hearts, a lovely Motown tribute that featured in his film Buster (1988).

The Info

Written by

Holland-Dozier-Holland

Producer

Phil Collins & Hugh Padgham

Weeks at number 1

2 (15-28 January)

Trivia

Births

21 January: Labour MP Wes Streeting
24 January: Scottish footballer Shaun Maloney
27 January: Scottish Conservative MP Douglas Ross

Deaths

18 January: Composer Cedric Thorpe Davie/Writer Colin Watson
22 January: Trade unionist Walter Citrine, 1st Baron Citrine
28 January: Singer-songwriter Billy Fury

Meanwhile…

17 January: Breakfast Time became the first British breakfast television programme when it launched on BBC One.

19 January: The two policemen who wounded the innocent Stephen Waldorf were charged with attempted murder and released on bail. They were suspended from duty pending further investigation.

23 January: The prohibition on non-British boats fishing in British waters was lifted when the European Economic Community’s Common Fisheries Policy came into effect. 

25 January: The Infrared Astronomical Satellite was launched, becoming the first-ever space-based observatory to perform a survey of the entire sky at infrared wavelengths.

26 January: Red rain fell in the UK, caused by sand from the Sahara Desert within the droplets. 

28 January: Escaped prisoner David Martin (who Stephen Waldorf had been mistaken for) was rearrested.

512. Renée and Renato – Save Your Love (1982)

The Intro

In a classic example of the British public losing its collective mind over Christmas, the 1982 festive number 1 wasn’t The Jam’s Beat Surrender. It was the bizarre but strangely charming novelty duet Save Your Love, credited to Renée and Renato. And even more strange is the fact this one-hit wonder was the first truly indie chart-topper.

Before

In 1975, the Italian-born, West Midlands-based waiter Renato Pagliari auditioned for ITV’s hit talent show New Faces. He didn’t succeed, but he caught the eye of songwriter and producer Johnny Edward, who loved rock’n’roll and hated kitsch pop. As a reaction to Brotherhood of Man’s 1976 Eurovision winner Save Your Kisses For Me, Edward wrote the tongue-in-cheek, overblown ballad Save Your Love with his wife Sue.

Over the next few years, Edward was busy creating, controlling and even voicing, through a vocoder, the robot Metal Mickey. Metal Mickey, directed by Micky Dolenz of The Monkees, was a hit children’s show from 1980 to 1983. I loved it at the time but from the clips I’ve seen since, I reckon it probably hasn’t aged well.

Edward decided to return to Save Your Love, and remembered Renato. He teamed him up with the singer Hilary Lester and got them in the recording studio. To help sell the record, he credited the song to Renée and Renato, portraying the duo as lovers, or husband-and-wife, who were singing their hearts out to each other to a frankly ridiculous degree.

BBC Radio 2 DJ Terry Wogan was of course no stranger to kitsch. The Eurovision Song Contest commentator played Save Your Love on his hugely popular breakfast show, and the single gained traction.

Review

Anyone with any knowledge of Christmas number 1s, or longtime readers of this blog, will know the long and not always illustrious history of novelty chart-toppers over the festive season. The combination of parents and grandparents buying songs for young children and the strange sense of humour of Brits in general, has resulted in some, you could politely say, unique Christmas bestsellers. Before 1982, some had their merits (I’m thinking Lily the Pink or Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)), while some were totally awful (see Long Haired Lover from Liverpool, or There’s No One Quite Like Grandma).

Save Your Love, believe it or not, falls in the former category. It shouldn’t, because it’s dross. But it’s also very funny. The idea of the British public falling for an Italian waiter and his fake lover performing such a lightweight saccharine love song sounds like something that could easily happen in the 50s or 60s, yet this was also feasible in 1982, in an era in which a group like Kraftwerk would also top the charts.

The lyrics are totally unremarkable, but the performance is. Renato certainly belts his parts out with real gusto, and that makes it funny. The knowledge that the Edwards were taking the piss also adds new appeal. But the best thing about Save Your Love is the video.

Renato, in a series of tight pullovers, serenades a very serious looking Renée (played by model Vivienne Marshall). This wonderfully ill-matched couple wander around in ultra-soft-focus. Renée remains mostly stony faced while Renato blasts the song out at full volume in her face. He even manages to throw a rose up to her bedroom window, and we see them holding hands in bed. Aww. The video was subject to a delicious spoof by the wonderful Kenny Everett.

After

Save Your Love, amazingly, held fort for four weeks. As it was released on Hollywood Records, it was the first ever truly independent record to top the hit parade. But reality soon set in and Renée and Renato’s follow-up, Just One More Kiss, failed to crack the top 40. Other singles followed but got nowhere.

Lester returned to private life, but Renato loved to entertain. He became a cruise ship singer, and would often entertain guests at his son’s restaurant, named Renato’s. He is also rumoured to have been the voice behind the famous ‘Just one Cornetto’ campaign for the Wall’s ice-cream in the 80s, though his son denies this.

Renato continued to release albums and singles, and even though he was a figure of fun, he’s scored one more number 1 than most of us ever will. He died from complications during brain tumour surgery on 29 July 2009, aged 69.

The Outro

Renato was a big fan of Aston Villa FC, and in the early 90s he was asked by their manager Ron Atkinson to perform Nessun Dorma for the team to provide inspiration. After his song was over, Atkinson told his team to harness that passion on the pitch. When he appeared on the BBC Two TV show Room 101, Atkinson said that only Luciano Pavarotti could perform the song better than Renato.

The Info

Written by

Johnny Edward & Sue Edward

Producer

Johnny Edward

Weeks at number 1

4 (18 December 1982-14 January 1983)

Trivia

Births

1 January 1983: Footballer Calum Davenport

Deaths

19 December 1982: Composer Lawrance Collingwood/Actress Jane Arden
29 December: Motorcycle racer Jack Brett
31 December: Convicted robber Derek Ridgewell
2 January 1983: Comedian Dick Emery
5 January: Opera singer Amy Evans/Writer James Wentworth Day
6 January: Composer Bernard Stevens
7 January: Opera singer Edith Coates
8 January: Army brigadier-general Arthur Stanley-Clarke
10 January: Welsh rugby union player Carwyn James
14 January: Actress Margie Morris

Meanwhile…

23 December 1982: The Round Oak Steelworks at Brierley Hill in the West Midlands closes, meaning more than 1,200 jobs are lost.

1 January 1983: The British Nationality Act 1981 comes into effect, creating five classes of British nationality.

3 January: Children’s ITV is launched as the new late afternoon programming strand for children on the ITV network.

5 January: Two policemen and a policewoman drown at Blackpool after attempting to rescue a man who entered the sea to save his dog (both also drown).

6 January: Danish fishermen defy the government’s prohibition on non-UK boats fishing in its coastal waters.

14 January: Armed policemen shoot and severely injure the innocent Stephen Waldorf in London. They believed he was escaped prisoner David Martin.

491. The Human League – Don’t You Want Me (1981)

The Intro

It’s a tale as old as 1981. The tall but true tale of how a bunch of Sheffield synth-based misfits fell apart, causing the remaining singer to hire two dancing teenage girls he saw in a club and release one of the best pop songs ever. This is the story of The Human League and Don’t You Want Me, the Christmas number 1 that year.

Before

The Human League flickered into life in 1977. Martyn Ware and Ian Craig Marsh were computer operators who met at the youth arts project Meatwhistle. Both were lovers of glam rock and Motown, but, perhaps in part because of their occupations, were becoming increasingly interested in avant-garde electronica. Only a few years previous, the idea of working class people delving into the latter was just fantasy. But the cost of electronic components had started to drop, and so Ware and Marsh clubbed together to buy a Korg 700S synthesiser. A mutual friend booked them to perform at his 21st birthday party, and so The Dead Daughters were born.

After a few more informal performances, Ware and Marsh decided to form a proper group. They recruited Adi Newton, bought a Roland System-100 synth and became The Future. They rehearsed in a disused cutlery workshop in the centre of Sheffield and during this brief time they recorded and compiled a demo tape of 10 songs. The Future visited London with this tape but were not signed, resulting in Newton leaving to form the influential Clock DVA with Steven ‘Judd’ Turner. The demos were eventually released by hip producer Richard X in 2002, along with early Human League tracks on compilation album The Golden Hour of the Future. It’s not an easy listen, sounding not unlike Throbbing Gristle or early Cabaret Voltaire, but it’s a curio.

Ware, wisely, decided a singer was needed if they were to hope to find a record deal. First, they asked Glenn Gregory, who had been in a punk band with Marsh, but he had moved to London to become a photographer. Instead, they settled on their old school friend, Philip Oakey. He was working as a porter in a hospital, when they asked him. Despite no musical experience, Oakey was handsome and known on the Sheffield music scene for his outlandish dress sense. Ware went round to his house to ask him to join The Future, but was forced to pin a note to his front door when he didn’t answer.

Oakey accepted, but got off to an awkward start, struggling to sing around the rest of the band, and only possessing one instrument – a saxophone – which he couldn’t really play. But they persisted and Ware decided a change of name could give them a second chance with record companies. In early 1978, he suggested they become The Human League, named after a group from the science fiction board game Star Force: Alpha Centauri. The Human League wanted greater independence from Earth – in the game I mean, not Ware, Marsh and Oakey.

The Human League released a demo tape with Future material thrown in. Ware’s friend Paul Bower from local new wave act 2.3 alerted the Edinburgh-based label Fast Product, who he had recently signed with. Thus, the first Human League single Being Boiled was released (for a long time, I thought Being Boiled (Fast Version) was an incorrect description of the pace of the record). Being Boiled was catchy, but it was not pop. Oakey’s lyrics, combining a protest against silk farming with Eastern religion, were his first contribution to the group.

The Human League’s first live performance came that summer at Sheffield’s Psalter Lane Art College – now known as Sheffield Hallam University. The trio were concerned about live shows beforehand, and more so afterwards, but hope came in the form of Oakey’s friend Philip Adrian Wright, who went from audience member to the band’s Director of Visuals. A session for John Peel followed, as well as dates supporting The Rezillos and Siouxsie and the Banshees. None other than David Bowie saw one of their live shows and declared in the NME that he had witnessed the future of pop music.

Not that you could tell that from their next release. The Dignity of Labour EP contained four experimental instrumentals and didn’t perform well, but this combined with the growing support of their contemporaries helped them get noticed. After supporting Iggy Pop in June 1979, they signed with Virgin Records, taking Fast Records label owner Bob Last as their manager.

The problem was, Virgin insisted they use conventional instruments and vocals. As a compromise, they released the disco-influenced single I Don’t Depend on You, which featured two female backing singers… as The Men. It didn’t chart. They were allowed to continue with their old style and released their debut album Reproduction in August. It was patchy at best, and although the single Empire State Human was promising, it didn’t compare with Tubeway Army’s Are ‘Friends’ Electric?. Gary Numan was taking any momentum The Human League might have initially had.

Nevertheless, 1980 showed promise when Holiday ’80 EP almost cracked the top 40. Produced by John Leckie, who had worked with XTC and Simple Minds, it included an excellent new version of Being Boiled and closed with a medley of Gary Glitter’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Part 2 with Pop’s Nightclubbing. The Human League made their Top of the Pops debut with a performance of the former.

In May 1980 Wright began playing keyboards during live gigs as well as looking after visuals, and they released their second album, Travelogue. It was an improvement on Reproduction – particularly The Black Hit of Space, which sounded ahead of its time. But tensions were growing. Oakey and Ware had often disagreed about their direction, with the former fancying a more commercial sound whereas Ware wanted to continue a more esoteric, totally electronic manifesto. Numan’s success with Cars and Virgin’s refusal to release anything else from Travelogue brought matters to a head, and Ware decided to walk out, taking Marsh with him. With a tour imminent, this was a disaster.

Last tried to sort the situation out, suggesting two new bands under a Human League sub-label, but Ware and Marsh wouldn’t return. It was agreed that Oakey could keep the name and they went on to form Heaven 17 with Gregory, based on the reference to a fictional pop band in Anthony Burgess’s A Clockwork Orange. Interestingly, before that, they formed British Electric Foundation, and released albums featuring modern acts covering famous songs with their electronics as backing. Heaven 17 was just one BEF act.

Although Oakey got to keep the group name, this was in effect a poisoned chalice at this point. All Human League debts and commitments were his, including ensuring Ware and Marsh got one percent in royalties from the next Human League LP. Not only that, the media were, understandably, laughing at Oakey. How the hell was he going to get anywhere? Wright hadn’t written a song as yet and was new to playing keyboards. The musical talent had gone and the tour was literally days away.

It’s a well-known anecdote, but it bares repeating, that Oakey decided to hire a female backing vocalist and scoured the clubs of Sheffield. He visited the Crazy Daisy Nightclub and chanced upon two 17-year-olds on the dancefloor. A desperate Oakey, in an image that brings to mind Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1980) if his girlfriend wasn’t also there with him, asked Susan Ann Sulley and Joanne Catherall to join The Human League as dancers and backing vocalists. Once they agreed to be on board, he had to approach their parents, who agreed, providing Oakey promised to keep them safe. The new line-up was completed by professional musician Ian Burden from local group Graph on keyboards. However, despite Oakey’s moves, the tour was scoffed at by the music press, who slated Sulley and Catherall. The girls returned to sixth form education.

With Virgin still pressuring The Human League for reasons to keep them on the label, Oakey and Wright recorded and released the single Boys and Girls in February 1981. It was similar to the kind of songs recorded by the previous line-up and only reached 46, but Virgin decided what was missing was a decent producer. In a genius move, The Human League were paired with Martin Rushent, who had worked with Buzzcocks, Shirley Bassey and Joy Division. Rushent’s first move was to get the group out of Sheffield, where they still shared a studio with Heaven 17, and offer a fresh start at his Berkshire studio.

The first fruits of this pairing were the call-to-arms single The Sound of the Crowd. Sulley and Catherall were now on board as official members and on backing vocals, and Burden was also offered a full-time job. It was catchy as hell and perfectly timed, capturing the imagination of electronic music fans and New Romantic poseurs alike. The single peaked at 12 that spring. At last, some momentum.

Last reckoned one more professional on board could really guarantee future hits, and so he suggested guitarist Jo Callis, formerly guitarist with The Rezillos, who he had managed. The new line-up recorded one of the most enduring Human League tracks, Love Action (I Believe in Love). Released in July and soaring to three in the charts a month later, The Human League had proven the naysayers wrong and against all odds, were now bona fide pop stars. Sully and Catherall dropped plans to go to university and the group convened to assemble the album that would cement their reputation. As Shaun Ryder would later say, ‘It’s Dare‘.

Dare was released in October and preceded by another great single, Open Your Heart, which was a number six hit. Dare was huge, even causing the Musicians Union to publicly condemn it for potentially putting ‘real’ musicians out of a job. After it went to number 1, Virgin executive Simon Draper insisted the album should be mined for one more single. Oakey wasn’t happy with Draper’s choice. It was a song that the singer considered to be the weakest on Dare, which he had relegated to the last track on the album. Amazingly, the track was Don’t You Want Me.

Dare’s closer had been inspired by a photo story in a teen girl magazine. Originally conceived and recorded as a song solely from the point of view of the male protagonist. But, inspired by the romantic drama A Star Is Born (1976), he veered towards a troubled romantic duet. With two female backing vocalists in the group, he was spoiled for choice. Pure luck of the draw meant Sulley got the gig. ‘Romantic’ is perhaps the wrong word for this bitter power play snapshot between a man who falls for a cocktail waitress and ‘five years later on’ is being left behind. However, he’s not going down without a fight and threatens ‘I can put you back down too’.

Callis and Wright created a synth score to accompany Oakey’s bitter lyrics, which was initially harsher than the finished article. They really struck gold when they hit upon the guitar-synth melody that accompanied the chorus, which came about by happy accident caused by a computer error that played the line a half-beat out of time. Rushent and Callis loved the end result but Oakey thought it was largely shit – which is perhaps why he recorded his vocal in the studio toilets. An experience that went on longer than he’d have liked due to Callis repeatedly flushing a toilet by reaching in through an open window.

Review

You don’t need me to tell you what a totally brilliant song Don’t You Want Me is. But you might want me to explain why it not only endures as the years go by. Why it is never boring. It’s never annoying, no matter how many times you hear it. Were it not for Pet Shop Boys’ Always On My Mind, this would be the best Christmas number 1 of the 80s.

There is something innately brilliant in these early 80s electronic British number 1s, in the same way there was back in 1963 when The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and similar acts pushed the envelope. The technology is primitive (though incredibly futuristic in 1981 – so much so, the Musicians’ Union had felt obliged to show everyone just how threatened they felt). Don’t You Want Me is one of the best of the bunch.

Oakey’s decision to keep The Human League going and moving in a pop direction when their split happened has of course proven how wise he was. But his feelings towards this song were definitely wrong. It’s incredible to discover he considered it an afterthought and shoved it at the end of Dare. At the time, he and Rushent often disagreed about their work, but the producer was absolutely right to add a glossy, commercial sound to Don’t You Want Me. It’s that brightness, that colour, and simplicity of sound that made the album so huge.

Oakey didn’t give himself enough credit either. The concept of basing a duet around love is as old as time. But a duet that was possessive, cold and cynical, was new. The word ‘love’ doesn’t even come into the equation until Sulley admits her feelings near the end.

Of course, everything comes together for that total banger of a chorus, which will be drunkenly shouted by men and women on dancefloors for evermore. If The Human League’s story was made into a film, Don’t You Want Me would be the perfect happy ending. Oh, and hats off to Sulley too, who’s vocal is both deadpan and somehow emotional at the same time.

Another element that is definitely worth a mention is the video, directed by Steve Barron, who created some of the most memorable pop videos of the era, including Dire Straits’ Money for Nothing and a-ha’s Take On Me. Shot on 35mm film, Don’t You Want Me really stands out due to its cinematic feel. The storyline, of a director’s struggles to make a film, was inspired by the French film Day for Night. Oakey, Sulley and Callis really stand out and could have perhaps made great actors. It could be argued that Oakey proved his worth in his cameo in Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer’s amazing 1992 pilot The Weekenders

After

Don’t You Want Me held firm at the top of the pops for five weeks and was the biggest-selling single of 1981. The Human League were in so much demand that the stereo remix of the Fast Product version of Being Boiled was re-released in January 1982 and soared to six. Don’t You Want Me then scored the group a US number 1 that summer. Later that year, an instrumental version of Dare called Love and Dancing and credited to The League Unlimited Orchestra was also a hit. They very nearly achieved two Christmas chart-toppers in a row when the Motown-influenced Mirror Man was kept from the top by Renée and Renato’s Save Your Love. Disgraceful. In 1983 they reached two once more, this time with (Keep Feeling) Fascination. This marked the end of the always fractious working relationship with Rushent, who walked out during initial sessions for their next LP.

Hysteria (1984), produced by Hugh Padgham and Chris Thomas, divided fans and critics alike, and The Human League’s commercial powers waned. The singles – The Lebanon, Life on Your Own and Louise, reached 11, 16 and 13 respectively. Oakey’s collaboration with one of his idols, Giorgio Moroder, was deservedly more successful, as Together in Electric Dreams – from the soundtrack to Electric Dreams (1984), peaked at three.

The Human League, once at the forefront of electronic music, struggled to adapt to rapidly advancing technology as the 80s progressed. Callis, who had helped write some of their biggest hits, quit and was replaced by drummer Jim Russell, closely followed by Last. In 1985 they shelved material for their next album due to disagreements with producer Colin Thurston, so Virgin paired them with hip hitmakers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. At first the signs were good, as the single Human was a number eight hit in 1986, but the other singles released from Crash sank rapidly. Wright left soon after, and Burden departed in 1987.

There were more line-up changes and poor results as the 90s began. Romantic? (1990) featured a line-up bolstered by keyboardist Neil Sutton and guitarist/keyboardist Russell Dennett, and even Callis returned to help. But although Heart Like a Wheel was a minor hit, reaching 29 in 1990, Virgin dropped The Human League two years later.

Oakey’s mental health suffered and he lost confidence in his abilities, but after recording an EP with Yellow Magic Orchestra in 1993, EastWest Records signed The Human League and paired them with producer Ian Stanley, formerly of Tears for Fears. The first fruits, Tell Me When, was released on Boxing Day 1994, and was a well-deserved hit, peaking at six. Sounding very of its time, but reminiscent of material from Dare, The Human League were back in vogue, and the parent album Octopus scored a further hit with One Man in My Heart. A remix of Don’t You Want Me even made it to 16.

A change in management at EastWest saw The Human League without a record deal and although they signed with Papillon Records in 2001 and released the album Secrets, it sank commercially. They joined the nostalgia circuit. However, in 2008 Oakey had a great idea – The Steel City Tour. The Human League teamed up with Heaven 17 and ABC to celebrate the music of the early 80s that came from Sheffield. Oakey and Ware had buried the hatchet – whether it was genuine or for the sake of a moneyspinner, I don’t know, but I’d have loved to seen it.

The Human League’s last album to date is Credo, which was released in 2011. This would suggest there may be no more to come, but if so, that’s fine. Oakey and co. should be more than content with their legacy, and especially this song, which went from an afterthought to a single that made them pop immortals.

The Outro

Don’t You Want Me became a top 20 hit for the third time in 2014, reaching 19 as a result of a social media campaign by fans of Aberdeen FC, who one week earlier had won the Scottish League Cup. They had turned the chorus into a terrace chant of ‘Peter Pawlett baby’ in honour of their midfielder.

The Info

Written by

Jo Callis, Philip Oakey & Philip Adrian Wright

Producers

Martin Rushent & The Human League

Weeks at number 1

5 (12 December 1981-15 January 1982) *BEST-SELLING SINGLE OF THE YEAR*

Trivia

Births

15 December 1981: Actresses Michelle Dockery/Victoria Summer
21 December: Cricketer Sajid Mahmood
28 December: Singer-songwriter Frank Turner
29 December: Actress Charlotte Riley
1 January 1982: Footballer Luke Rodgers/Television host Gemma Hunt
4 January: Footballer Richard Logan
6 January: Actor Eddie Redmayne
9 January: Catherine, Princess of Wales/Conservative MP Robert Jenrick

Deaths

15 December 1981: Journalist Claud Cockburn
16 December: Engineering manager Rose Winslade
17 December: Opera singer Sybil Gordon
1 January 1982: Actress Margot Grahame
2 January: Conservative MP Sir Tam Galbraith
4 January: Wykeham Cornwallis, 2nd Baron Cornwallis
11 January: Actor Ronald Lewis/Army major-general Sir Kenneth Strong
12 January: Army major-general Frank Crowther Roberts

Meanwhile…

19 December 1981: An opinion poll showed Margaret Thatcher had become the most unpopular postwar British prime minister, and that the SDP-Liberal Alliance had the support of up to 50% of the electorate.

20 December: The Penlee lifeboat disaster occurred off the coast of Cornwall. The mini-bulk carrier MV Union Star‘s engines had failed in heavy seas, so the lifeboat Solomon Browne went to the rescue. But sometime after the lifeboat had rescued four people, both vessels were lost with all hands. 16 people died, including eight volunteer liefeboatmen.

1 January 1982: The new year began with three new regional TV stations on ITV – Central, TVS (Television South) and TSW (Television South West), replacing ATV Midlands, the incredibly bitter Southern Television and Westward Television respectively.

2 January: The Welsh Army of Workers claimed responsibility for a bomb explosion at the Birmingham headquarters of Severn Trent Water.

10-15 January: The extremely cold winter that began in December 1981 continued with the lowest-ever UK temperature of -27.2C recorded at Braemar in Aberdeenshire.