382. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody (1975)

The Intro

‘My time has come’

And how. Initially ridiculed upon its release, Bohemian Rhapsody established Queen as rock royalty. It is the third biggest number 1 of all time, selling over six million worldwide, and became the first to reach number 1 twice – for nine weeks in 1975/76 and again for five weeks in 1991/92 after singer Freddie Mercury’s death, making it the only song to be a Christmas number 1 twice. It also spearheaded the rise in popularity of music videos, had an Oscar-winning film named after it, and even has it’s own nickname. I will not be referring to it as ‘Bo Rap’ here.

Before

Before Queen there was Smile, a struggling rock band featuring guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor. Their singer, Tim Staffell, had befriended a fellow Ealing Art College student named Freddie Bulsara. The movie Bohemian Rhapsody contains many factual inaccuracies, and Bulsara joining Smile was the first. He didn’t stand and audition in broad daylight, he was already a fan when Staffell quit in 1970 to form Humpy Bong with former Bee Gees drummer Colin Petersen. Taylor’s friend Mike Grose became Smile’s bassist and soon after their first gig that June, Bulsara suggested they change their name to Queen. At the same time, he became Freddie Mercury. Several bassists later, John Deacon joined in February 1971.

Queen were playing to tiny audiences in the early 70s, but set to work on their eponymous debut. Queen was released in July 1973, with production by Roy Thomas Baker and John Anthony. It was a mix of heavy metal riffs and progressive rock, featuring tracks including debut single Keep Yourself Alive and My Fairy King, containing a mention of ‘Mother Mercury’, which is where the singer’s surname originated from. Neither Keep Yourself Alive or second single, also from the album, Liar, charted.

A month after the LP’s release they set to work on its sequel, Queen II, while supporting glam rockers Mott the Hoople on tour. When their next single was released shortly before the album, it rocketed to number 10. Seven Seas of Rhye showcased a more sophisticated production, very-70s fantastical lyrics, and was very catchy. Queen II, incidentally, features the Mick Rock photo of the band in Marlene Dietrich poses, which would prove the inspiration for much of the Bohemian Rhapsody video.

The third album, Sheer Heart Attack, got them noticed in the UK and abroad. A more eclectic collection, its first single, camp pop anthem Killer Queen just missed out on the top spot at two in the UK and was their first US hit. Now I’m Here got to 11 in the UK.

Queen’s star was rising ever higher, but they were broke and unhappy with their management deal with Trident Studios. They broke away and with Elton John’s manager John Reid taking care of business, they set to work on their fourth album A Night at the Opera.

Usually Queen’s songs germinated in the studio, but Mercury had it in mind to join together three song fragments, some dating back to the late-60s. Chris Smith, keyboardist in Smile, said that Mercury played him a tune he was working on called The Cowboy Song, which featured the lyrics ‘Mama, just killed a man’. Producer Roy Thomas Baker once recalled Mercury playing him the opening section on the piano, stopping abruptly and saying ‘and this is where the opera section comes in!’.

Mercury, May, Deacon and Taylor rehearsed Bohemian Rhapsody and other songs from A Night at the Opera at Ridge Farm Studio in Surrey in mid-75. The recording of the single began on 24 August at Rockfield Studios in Monmouth, Wales, but due to its elaborate nature was also recorded at Roundhouse, Sarm East Studios, Scorpio Sound and Wessex Sound Studios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqMbefDgys

Review

There have been many interpretations of the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody. Is it Mercury dealing with personal issues? May has suggested it was, but that he never actually said so to the other band members. Could he be talking about his homosexuality? He hadn’t come out to his then-partner Mary Austin at that point. Taylor said on a BBC Three documentary about the song that he thought the subject matter was ‘fairly self-explanatory’ with ‘a bit of nonsense in the middle’. It’s definitely worth noting that when Queen released a Greatest Hits in Iran (the first official pop release ever in that country), they included a booklet with translations and explanations of the songs. It says that Bohemian Rhapsody is about a young man who has accidentally killed someone and, like Faust, sold his soul to the devil. On the night before his execution he calls God in Arabic, ‘Bismillah’, and so regains his soul from Satan. So perhaps we really are meant to take the lyrics literally.

Where does one start with a review of Bohemian Rhapsody?! It’s almost too big to even have one. I first heard it on a cassette compilation as a child, and back then, strangely, I didn’t find it too weird. Maybe childhood in the 80s was so constantly weird, a nearly-six-minute-long single about murder and the devil didn’t seem that strange. The thing I found ‘very, very frightening’ was the video. Growing up, Mercury’s look was short hair and moustache. Seeing him looking different, lined up in that famous formation with the others, I found them all ghostly and unsettling, but Mercury especially. At first, I didn’t even believe they were the same person.

How strange that this stitched together prog-influenced epic should somehow become a monolith of pop music. The nearest thing to it in 1975 is 10 cc’s I’m Not in Love, another lengthy symphony, but at least that has a relatable message at its core. Bohemian Rhapsody just screams ‘album track’. So why has it not only endured, but grown in stature?

It may well be as basic as: it’s fun to sing along to, from power ballad to surreal opera to rock anthem and back to ballad, it’s as eclectic as it gets. Like I’m Not in Love, it’s beautifully produced and sounds great through good speakers. It also shows how far production had come since The Beach Boys similarly landmark moment Good Vibrations in 1966 (Brian Wilson was very complimentary about Bohemian Rhapsody). And the moment in which the opera section turns to rock is always a total joy and release of energy and tension. May’s guitar work throughout is excellent, not just when he rocks out either, he does a great line in maudlin accompaniment as Mercury describes his woes.

Of course, Bohemian Rhapsody is really all about Mercury. What a voice. Anyone can attempt and enjoy singing along to this track, as I’ve already said, but nobody could perform it with the prowess of Mercury. And as downright odd as the opera section may be, it’s a great display of an amazing vocal talent. Not that it’s only Mercury at that point – he takes the middle range, with May on the low notes and Taylor on the high. To create the virtual choir took 180 separate overdubs and three weeks alone to finish. The tape was worn out several times, resulting in repeated transfers. The piano Mercury plays is the same used by Paul McCartney on another lengthy number 1 classic, Hey Jude.

My opinion of Bohemian Rhapsody has changed several times over throughout my life. I loved it in my teens and 20s, and spent much of my 30s thoroughly sick to death of it, and feeling there were many better ‘weird’, long songs out there that did what it does better. I was wrong to an extent, and in my 40s, I love it once more. I’m no superfan of Queen, and can take or leave some of their material. But this is fantastic and deserving of its status.

Back to the video. It does annoy me when this gets the credit of being the first promo for a single. It’s simply not true. Promos were being made in the 60s. The Beatles made loads, for example. And Queen! What is true is that they became more and more popular, and more adventurous in the wake of this number 1. You may well see more and more appearing on this blog. According to May, they decided on a video to avoid miming a complex song on Top of the Pops and were touring at the time anyway. I wonder what Pan’s People would have made of it?

It was filmed in November 1975 at Elstree Studios and directed by Bruce Gowers. The spooky effect in which Mercury’s face repeats on ‘Magnifico’ and ‘Let me go’ is a very simple trick in which a camera is pointed at a monitor, creating visual feedback. I stumbled across it as a teenager while playing with my camcorder and it blew my mind. After the many hours spent recording the song, the video was ready in five hours and rushed to the BBC for its debut on Top of the Pops.

After

Despite pressure from EMI, Queen wouldn’t cave in and edit Bohemian Rhapsody, thankfully. Radio 1 DJ Kenny Everett, a close friend of Mercury, was instrumental in its initial success. He promised the band not to play the song in full at first and he would tease listeners by playing snippets. Eventually he played it in full 14 times in two days, and fans were asking in shops for it before its release.

The Outro

Bohemian Rhapsody‘s nine-week run was the longest concurrent stint since Paul Anka’s Diana in 1957. An incredible achievement, particularly for such a bold experiment in pop. It even reached nine in the US, which was also unexpected. Perhaps another reason it did so well is the sense I get after reviewing 1975’s number 1s that with depressingly few exceptions, it was a rather drab year for pop. With glam gone and disco yet to make its mark, few songs stand out or push the envelope other than this or I’m Not in Love, and Space Oddity is six years old at this point. 1976 would be another poor year, although ABBA were about to make a big return. Weirdly, Mamma Mia would finally dislodge Bohemian Rhapsody, a rather odd event considering the latter’s ‘Mamma mia let me go’.

The Info

Written by

Freddie Mercury

Producers

Roy Thomas Baker & Queen

Weeks at number 1

9 (29 November 1975-30 January 1976)

Trivia

Births

5 December 1975: Snooker World Champion Ronnie O’Sullivan
12 December: Gymnast Jackie Brady
19 January 1976: Actress Marsha Thomason
21 January: Spice Girl Emma Bunton

Deaths

29 November 1975: Racing driver Tony Brise (see below)/Racing driver Graham Hill (see below)
5 January 1976: Beatles roadie Mal Evans
12 January: Writer Agatha Christie
13 January: Actress Margaret Leighton

Meanwhile…

29 November: Two-time Formula One world champion Graham Hill, 46, dies in an air crash in Hertfordshire. He was piloting a plane in thick fog containing five other members of the Embassy Hill team who all also died, including Tony Brise.

5 December – The Government ends internment of suspected terrorists in Northern Ireland. 

6-12 December: IRA members on the run from police break into a London flat on Balcombe Street, taking the residents hostage. The siege ends after six days with the gunmen giving themselves up to the police.

11 December: Donald Neilson is arrested in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire on suspicion of being the ‘Black Panther’, believed to have carried out five murders in the last two years.

29 December 1975: The Sex Discrimination Act 1975 and the Equal Pay Act 1970 come into force.

2 January 1976: Hurricane-force winds of up to 105mph kill 22 people across Britain, causing millions of pounds worth of damage to buildings and vehicles.

5 January: 10 Protestant men are killed in the Kingsmill massacre at South Armagh, Northern Ireland, by members of the IRA who used the alias ‘South Armagh Republican Action Force’.

7 January: The third Cod War continues, with British and Icelandic ships clashing.

18 January: The Scottish Labour Party was formed by a group of disaffected Labour MPs. It disbanded five years later.

20 January: Emily Jackson is stabbed to death in Leeds, and police believe she may have been killed by the same man who murdered Wilma McCann in the city three months previously. It is revealed that Jackson was a part-time prostitute and the unidentified killer becomes known as ‘The Yorkshire Ripper’.

21 January: The first commercial Concorde flight takes off from Heathrow. 

29 January: 12 IRA bombs explode in London’s West End. They are the first in the city in over a year.

380. David Bowie – Space Oddity (1975)

The Intro

‘Liftoff’

2016: I saw tweets claiming David Bowie had died before I set off for work, and so I checked his official site and there was nothing. Relieved, I set off for Hull, but I had a nagging feeling this could turn out to be true, and so I turned off Morrissey on the stereo and switched to Radio 1, where I heard David Cameron of all people paying tribute as the final notes of Life on Mars? rang out. I couldn’t believe it. Perhaps the greatest solo pop star of all time was dead. In 2020, I’m still not over it. I immediately listened to my favourite Bowie tracks, and Space Oddity was the first.

2000: I was at uni sat on my bed. I was a mess at the time, but it was nearly the summer, and as usual I had a ticket for Glastonbury in a month or so. David Bowie was headlining, and although I knew how important he was, I’d never been that into him. I decided I needed to reacquaint myself, and so I put a cassette of Changesbowie on, and from the first few seconds that faded in slowly, I was gripped, hooked and obsessed. The song was, of course, Space Oddity, the song that rightly or wrongly is considered the start of his career. I missed his Glastonbury set due to a stay in hospital, and I never got the chance to see him perform.

1975: David Bowie has put behind the glam rock that made him so famous, and his last album was a fine collection of soul tunes called Young Americans. He is about to reach his most inspired, creative era, but he is not well. Emaciated and heavily into cocaine, he was just finishing his next album Station to Station, which he later claimed he had no recollection of making. It was one of his greatest pieces of work. His record label RCA reissued Space Oddity as a maxi-single, part of a series of occasional re-releases bringing attention to some of his best-known songs. Six years after its first release, it became Bowie’s first number 1 single and is his best-selling single of all time.

1969: David Bowie, after several false starts, including an album released the same day as Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band that sank, has finally made it to the singles chart thanks to Space Oddity. With a timely release to coincide with the Apollo 11 mission to the moon, Bowie appears on Top of the Pops for the first time. But can he prove he’s not just a novelty, a one-hit wonder?

It took a few years, but yes, I think I it’s safe to say he did. At the time of his death he had sold over 12 million singles in the UK alone. Two years later it was reported he had sold a further five million. If he had only had Space Oddity and the Ziggy Stardust years, he’d still be remembered fondly, but there is so much more. You could write a whole series of books on this chameleon, this genius, this effortlessly cool, witty… I don’t have enough superlatives.

Before

So it seems unreal to think he was originally just David Robert Jones, born 8 January 1947 in Brixton, London. His father Haywood was a promotions officer for Barnardo’s from Doncaster in Yorkshire and his mother Margaret was born at Shorncliffe Army Camp in Kent. He was known as a gifted child, and a bit of a brawler. Between 1953 and 1955 the Jones’s lived in several places before settling in Sundridge Park. Aged nine, his interpretations in music and movement classes were considered ‘vivdly artistic’. It was at this age that his father introduced him to rock’n’roll via songs by Elvis Presley, the Teenagers and Little Richard.

By the end of 1956, young Jones would enjoy skiffle sessions with friends, where he could be found playing the ukelele and tea-chest bass, and was also learning the piano. He would wow audiences by copying the gyrations of heroes like Elvis. After passing his eleven -plus he went to Bromley Technical High School, where he studied art, music and design, and thanks to his older half-brother Terry Burns he got into jazz, which led to his mother buying him a saxophone in 1961.

In 1962, aged 15, Jones formed his first band, The Konrads, who would play local events such as weddings. In the band was his friend George Underwood, who that year punched Jones in a fight over a girl and gave him the famous discoloration in his left eye that added to his alien appearance. Despite four months in hospital, they remained friends.

Jones left The Konrads in 1963 and released his first single, Liza Jane, credited to Davie Jones with the King Bees, in 1964. Making no impact, he jumped ship to The Manish Boys. I Pity the Fool did just as badly in 1965, and then came two singles with blues trio The Lower Third. He was credited as ‘Davy Jones’ on the first, You’ve Got a Habit of Leaving, but on Can’t Help Thinking About Me in 1966, he had become ‘David Bowie’, after James Bowie, the inventor of the knife he gave his surname to. And that ended any confusion with the much more famous Davy Jones of The Monkees.

But all this jumping around record labels with very typical mid-60s R’n’B groups (and there was one more, The Buzz) was getting Bowie nowhere. Later that year, he signed with Deram, and so began his psychedelic/Anthony Newley phase with the single Rubber Band. This period, which also included, of course, novelty single The Laughing Gnome and Love You Till Tuesday, was disowned by Bowie for decades, which is a shame as I like all three songs, and others from that eponymous debut. They’re a fascinating showcase of a nascent talent.

Bowie then moved into the dramatic arts, particularly mime, with the help of teacher Lindsay Kemp. It was here that he first became really interested with the idea of characters and assuming identities, which would be a large part of the rest of his career. Although music had taken a back seat, in 1968 he formed Feathers, a trio with girlfriend Hermione Farthingale and John Hutchinson, and they would perform a very late-60s mix of poetry, folk and mime. It was short-lived, as Bowie and Farthingale split-up in early 1969. And it was around that time that Space Oddity was penned.

Unsurprisingly, Space Oddity was inspired by Stanley Kubrick’s classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. Released in the spring of 1968, Bowie watched it while stoned several times and was very interested in the idea of a space mission going wrong, particularly watching an astronaut floating off in silence among the stars, and with the Apollo 11 mission around the corner, he set to work.

The earliest unearthed recording of Space Oddity is a simple demo recorded by Bowie on his 12-string in his flat in late-1968 or early-1969. He and Hutchinson then recorded another primitive version soon afterwards, with Hutchinson in the ‘Ground Control’ role. Then, in February, the first studio take was made to be used in Love You Till Tuesday, a promo film thought up by his manager Kenneth Pitt to try and reignite record label interest. Hutchinson was Ground Control again, and among the line-up was Dave Clague, one-time bassist in The Bonzo Dog Band. All versions of this song are worth hearing, and this studio version in particular, to note its development. This version definitely sounds more like a novelty song than the finished product. It’s too camp and lacking the haunting quality that makes it so great.

In June 1969, Pitt negotiated a one-album deal with Mercury Records on the strength of Bowie and Hutchinson’s demos. Tony Visconti, who produced Bowie’s friend Marc Bolan, was assigned Bowie, and he liked what he heard… apart from Space Oddity, which he considered a cheap cash-in on the moon landing. He assigned production to Gus Dudgeon instead, and the majority was recorded at Trident Studios on 20 June 1969.

With Hutchinson gone, Bowie sang all the vocals, but he did sound rather like him in the Ground Control lines at the start. He also played 12-string acoustic guitar and that charming analog keyboard operated by a stylus, the Stylophone. In-house session player Rick Wakeman, later of Yes, was on the Mellotron, with Mick Wayne of Junior’s Eyes on guitar, Blue Mink’s Herbie Flowers on bass and Pentange’s drummer Terry Cox, plus assorted musicians on orchestral accompaniment. Bowie and Dudgeon encouraged improvisation from the musicians.

Review

Space Oddity long since transcended being remotely considered a novelty, and that’s thanks to Bowie, then 22, already showing an existential insight into the human condition, covering alienation and emptiness, all wrapped up in one of his other favourite recurring subjects – space. I don’t feel enough credit is given to Dudgeon here. Visconti is rightly considered Bowie’s top producer but he made a big mistake handing over the reins here. Dudgeon makes a brilliant job of giving Space Oddity it’s haunting atmosphere. The slow fade-in (shorter on the original UK mono single) really does capture the feel of tension as Major Tom prepares for his mission. The ‘This is Ground Control to Major Tom’ section sounds triumphant, all is well and Major Tom is in the news. And then my favourite verse:

‘For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do’

Here, Bowie sounds both serene and unsettled, resigned to his/mankind’s fate, that, far from being superhuman, he is just one man, in space, and his mission will actually achieve little. Is the Earth ‘blue’ because of humans? It’s a line as deep as the oceans Major Tom is staring at. The instrumental section is beautiful, with the Stylophone and Mellotron sounding charmingly primitive and futuristic at the same time. Banish all thoughts of Rolf Harris on the former instrument, and imagine it was just Bowie’s adverts for the Stylophone and this song that inspired 90s acts like Pulp and Orbital to use it too.

And then the mission goes awry. Major Tom is either resigned to his fate or has had a breakdown and sabotaged his craft himself when he says ‘I think my spaceship knows which way to go’. I love the way Ground Control’s repeated ‘hear’ to Major Tom merges into the doomed astronaut ‘here’ in his ‘tin can’. In the vastness of space, Major Tom doesn’t feel like a hero. He’s just a man in a tin can. And who knows where he’s going next? The stereo mix captures the uncertainty perfectly – you feel you are in that tin can, bumping from side to side as the effects are panning, hinting at the psychedelia of the Star Gate sequence of 2001: A Space Oddity.

And then on a different level, Space Oddity is just a nice little tune to get stoned to, with the space travel metaphor relating to getting out of your head, and, as Bowie fan Jarvis Cocker later asked, ‘What if you never come down?’. So, with Apollo 11 taking place in July upon its release, Bowie hoped to appeal to the counterculture as well as the wider public fascinated in man on the moon, plus your average pop fan (the strum followed by two simple handclaps is a hell of a hook).

After

But upon its release, it looked as though Space Oddity would be another failure. Apparently the BBC refused to play it until Apollo 11 was returning home safe and by then it was slipping down the chart. Until the new marketing director for Philips, part of Mercury, set his entire staff to work selling it in September, due to lack of anything else to market. It worked, and Space Oddity peaked at five in November, the same month his second album, David Bowie was released. When Bowie signed with RCA, they wisely renamed the LP Space Oddity to avoid confusion with his 1967 album. It’s an uneven collection, and the ‘title’ track is certainly the best bit, but Memory of a Free Festival is also a highlight. He ended the year singing a an Italian version of Space Oddity, with new lyrics by Mogol, called Ragazza Solo, Ragazza Sola (Lonely Boy, Lonely Girl).

Bowie made sure he couldn’t be pigeonholed, and as we all know, every album that followed was different from the last. But The Man Who Sold the World (1970) and Hunky Dory (1971) spawned no charting singles. It’s understandable with the former, it being a heavy, unusual collection, but the latter had Changes and Life on Mars? (which did at least reach number three when re-released in 1973). At best, Bowie at this point could hope to become some kind of cult figure.

All that changed when he and his band became Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars and appeared on Top of the Pops in 1972 to promote Starman. Bowie had finally pulled it off. He rode the glam rock wave bolder and brighter than most of his contemporaries. The Jean Genie almost became Christmas number 1 that year, and then Space Oddity was reissued in the US and went to 15. To promote the reissue, Mick Rock made a film in which Bowie, in full Ziggy regalia, mimed along as if sat in his spaceship. Space Oddity fitted the Ziggy era perfectly, but Bowie later said he had moved on and couldn’t understand why he was still promoting it. In live shows over the next few years he would still perform it, but it would be reworked.

For several years most Bowie singles entered the upper reaches of the top 10, including Drive-In Saturday (three in 1972), Sorrow (three in 1973) and Rebel Rebel (five in 1974). Even an unofficial reissue of The Laughing Gnome went to six!

It’s interesting to note that Rebel Rebel was the last to reach the top five for nearly two years, as it was in effect his farewell to glam. Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars were retired in the summer of 1973 and in 1974 he moved to the US. After Diamond Dogs, where elements of funk crept in, he paid tribute in full to the US soul and funk of the era, resulting in Young Americans. The UK would still buy Bowie in droves, whatever his current sound, but they did prefer the glam era. But Fame, his collaboration with John Lennon, became his first US chart-topper.

Which takes us to the maxi-single that brought Bowie his first UK number 1, six years after it was first released. Why 1975 and not 1969? It’s a strange one. Clearly Bowie was still a huge star in the mid-70s, but how many people needed to buy a song that missed out first time around? Perhaps the temptation of getting their hands on Velvet Goldmine for the first time interested his fans (something Bowie wasn’t happy about – he said it hadn’t even been mixed properly). Perhaps it was just right place, right time. The mid-70s were a strange and often bleak time for pop singles. Glam was over, disco hadn’t fully blossomed and albums were where the serious music buyer’s taste lay. Whatever the reason, it was fully deserving.

The Outro

1979: Bowie had a change of heart. He decided to revisit Major Tom, but on his own terms with a sparse, desolate remake of Space Oddity, a decade on. His next number 1, a proper sequel, was right around the corner.

The Info

Written by

David Bowie

Producer

Gus Dudgeon

Weeks at number 1

2 (8-21 November)

Trivia

Births

12 November: Rower Katherine Grainger
18 November: Presenter Anthony McPartlin

Meanwhile…

16 November: British and Icelandic ships clash once more, marking the beginning of the third Cod War. 

295. Clive Dunn – Grandad (1971)

The Intro

The first number 1 of 1971 had narrowly missed out on the 1970 Christmas number 1 spot, and although it’s not fit for much, it would have made a more fitting yuletide chart-topper than I Hear You Knocking. Grandad, by comedy actor Clive Dunn, was a canny grab at the purse-strings of pensioners and children, and in that sense was an early pioneer of the novelty Christmas song market. Factor in Dunn’s popularity as doddery old Lance Corporal Jones in BBC One sitcom Dad’s Army, and there’s little surprise it spent three weeks at number 1.

Before

Clive Robert Benjamin Dunn was born in Brixton, South London on 9 January 1920, meaning he had only turned 51 on the day his one-hit wonder about life as an OAP hit pole position. Both his parents were actors, and his cousin was Gretchen Franklin – better known as Ethel in BBC One soap opera EastEnders. Dunn had small roles in films while at school in the 30s, appearing alongside comedy actor Will Hay in Boys Will Be Boys in 1935.

Dunn’s acting ambitions were swept to one side when he served in World War Two for real, joining the British Army in 1940. He served in the Middle East until 1941 when he and hundreds of others were forced to surrender. Dunn was held as a POW in Austria for four years, but stayed with the Army upon his release, until 1947, when he returned to acting.

Fast forward to the mid-50s, and Dunn had found his calling in comedy roles, making several appearances alongside Tony Hancock on ITV and his classic radio series Hancock’s Half-Hour. In the early 60s he took on a role that would define the rest of his career, playing a comical 83-year-old man in ITV sitcom Bootsie and Snudge. He was only 38 at the time.

This made Dunn a natural choice to star in Dad’s Army as the nervy butcher Jones in 1968. As one of the youngest members of cast he could take the brunt of any physical comedy. The role in Jimmy Perry and David Croft’s sitcom made Dunn one of the most popular comedy stars of the era.

In 1970 Dunn met top session bassist Herbie Flowers at a BBC party. Flowers was a founding member of Melting Pot hitmakers Blue Mink and played bass on David Bowie’s Space Oddity (number 1 on its re-release in 1975). Upon discovering his occupation, Dunn allegedly challenged Flowers to write him a hit song.

So Flowers went away and with Dunn’s Dad’s Army character clearly in mind, he wrote a novelty song written from the point of view of an old man looking back at his youth. However, he was stuck for a chorus, until his friend Kenny Pickett (singer with 60s rock band The Creation) called round. Ringing the doorbell, a standard ‘ding dong’ chimed, and Flowers had the simple but scarily effective hook he was looking for.

Review

Over a leaden backing featuring ukelele, Flowers’ bass (I assume), and parping brass, Dunn recalls penny farthings, penny dreadfuls, ‘talking things’, and best of all, how ‘Motorcars were funny things, frightening’, when he was a lad. At the exact point you’re hoping his nurse will interject and give him his medication or clean him up, in comes a sickly kiddie choir, thankfully kept to a minimum, singing ‘Grandad, grandad you’re lovely/That’s what we all think of you’. Let’s be grateful they didn’t overdo it, unlike the similar Christmas number 1 of 1980, There’s No One Quite Like Grandma. Incidentally, co-producer Ray Cameron, is comedian Michael McIntyre’s dad.

It’s rotten, cynical stuff, but at least Flowers made up for it. He’s played on hundreds of hits over the years, and among other things, was a member of CSS, T. Rex and Sky. He also performed on Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of The War of the Worlds, but most notably, he was the man behind the bass line on Lou Reed’s Walk on the Wild Side. So we can forgive him.

We can forgive Dunn too, such was his charm. He was a staunch socialist too, who would argue with Conservative voter Arthur Lowe over politics, so he’s alright by me (although he did have a brief flirtation with Oswald Moseley’s British Union of Fascists in his youth, which he regretted). He was also known for his friendliness towards autograph seekers.

After

Dad’s Army ended in 1977, and two years later Dunn found work playing – what else? – an old man in BBC children’s series Grandad. Despite the obvious similarities, it was unrelated to his number 1. When his role as Charlie Quick ended in 1984, Dunn retired and moved to Portugal.

The Outro

It blew my young mind, growing up on repeats of Dad’s Army in the 80s, to know that Dunn was one of the youngest cast members and one of the few still alive. But even he got old for real eventually, and he died as a result of operation complications on 6 November 2012, aged 92.

The Info

Written by

Herbie Flowers & Kenny Pickett

Producers

Peter Dulay & Ray Cameron

Weeks at number 1

3 (9-29 January)

Trivia

Births

12 January: Artist Jay Burridge
15 January: Actress Lara Cazalet
20 January: Take That singer-songwriter Gary Barlow
21 January: Scottish snooker player Alan McManus
29 January: Sports broadcaster Clare Balding

Deaths

24 January: Northern Irish dramatist St John Greer Ervine
28 January: Psychoanalyst Donald Winnicott

Meanwhile…

12 January: The Hertfordshire home of Robert Carr, Secretary of State for Employment, was bombed, but nobody was injured.

14 January: Extremist group The Angry Brigade claimed responsibility for the bombing of Robert Carr’s house, in addition to planting a bomb at the Department of Employment offices at Westminster.

20 January: UPW General Secretary Tom Jackson led the first ever postal workers’ strike took place. Workers were insisting on a 19.5% pay rise.

21 January: After collapsing in March 1969, a newly reconstructed Emley Moor transmitter in West Yorkshire starts again. It became Britain’s tallest freestanding structure, a concrete tower standing at 1084ft.

23 January: The first Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, in Singapore, gave Britain permission to sell weapons to South Africa.