513. Phil Collins – You Can’t Hurry Love (1983)

The Intro

You Can’t Hurry Love was one of The Supremes’ biggest hits in 1966. But it was Phil Collins who took it to number 1 in the UK, with a faithful rendition of the Motown smash. Collins had left Genesis and begun a solo career, and went on to become one of the world’s bestselling singers of all time. Seriously.

Before

Philip David Charles Collins was born 30 January 1951 at Putney Hospital in Wandsworth, South London. The youngest of three children, Collins and co moved twice before he had reached three, and they settled in Brentford and Chiswick, Middlesex. At the age of five, Collins received a toy drumkit for Christmas. He would play along to music on the television and radio, and developed a keen ear. Aged seven, he interrupted his own talent show performance of The Ballad of Davy Crockett to tell the accompanying orchestra they were in the wrong key. In his formative years, Collins loved The Beatles and the soul music of Motown and Stax Records. Although he received basic music tuition when he was 12, he never learned to read or write music notation.

Collins moved from Nelson Primary School in Twickenham, Middlesex to Chiswick County Grammar School in 1962. He formed his first band, The Real Thing (not the group that scored a number 1 with You to Me Are Everything in 1976), which featured his future wife Andrea Bertorelli on backing vocals.

In his mid-teens, Collins quit school to enrol at Barbara Speake Stage School. He was uncredited in his role as an audience member in The Beatles’ A Hard Day’s Night (1964) and later that year he had his first starring role as The Artful Dodger in Oliver!. Although he had two West End runs, his days in the role were numbered when his voice broke. Collins also nearly starred in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968), but his role was cut.

While trying to make it big as an actor, Collins continued to love music, and frequented the Marquee Club so often that the management asked him to help out there. Eventually he decided to concentrate on music, and he auditioned unsuccessfully for Vinegar Joe and Manfred Mann Chapter Three. But The Cliff Charles Blues Band enlisted him, and he then jumped ship to a backing band known as The Gladiators. Incredibly, he had the chance to audition for Yes after he spoke to singer Jon Anderson, but he failed to turn up.

In 1969, Collins was part of John Walker’s (of The Walker Brothers) backing band during a live tour. When that ended, the band became Hickory, before settling on Flaming Youth. They recorded the concept album Ark 2. A year later, his path crossed the Fab Four’s once more, when he recorded a conga part for George Harrison’s Art of Dying.

The rock band Genesis, who had formed in 1967, signed to Charisma Records in 1970 and released their second LP, Trespass. Genesis were in a period of upheaval, having lost their guitarist, Anthony Phillips, and fired their third drummer, John Mayhew. Singer Peter Gabriel, a former drummer himself, was impressed by Collins, and he got the gig.

For the next five years, Collins played drums and percussion and sang backing vocals with Genesis. Over time, the band noticed the strength and synergy of Gabriel and Collins’ voices when put together. Then, in 1975, Gabriel decided to leaPve Genesis, and although Collins sang backing vocals for would-be applicants, they decided he would become their new lead singer for the album A Trick of the Tail. The decision was vindicated when the album became a hit in the UK and US.

In 1977, Genesis became a trio after the departure of guitarist Steve Hackett. The 1978 LP that followed – …And Then There Were Three… – was also a smash, and contained their first UK top 10 hit in Follow You, Follow Me. But Collins’ marriage was in trouble, and following their December tour, Genesis went on hiatus.

Collins failed to save his marriage and so returned to music, resuming his role in jazz fusion group Brand X, who he had helped since 1975. No stranger to cameos elsewhere, having collaborated with Brian Eno previously, he also helped out John Martyn. Genesis resumed in 1980 with their 10th album, Duke. Collins was becoming more involved as a songwriter, and it paid off, becoming their first UK number 1 album.

Soon after, Collins was working on demos for songs he considered too simple for Genesis. They also had a personal nature, often concerning his impending divorce. In January 1981 came his debut solo single, the haunting In the Air Tonight. Featuring one of the most famous drum breaks in pop, the song went to two in the charts. Quite the introduction to a solo career, but nothing else from that album, Face Value, matched it, with I Missed Again and If Leaving Me Is Easy reaching 14 and 17 respectively.

The early 80s were an extremely busy and successful time for Collins. In 1981, he also found time to be on Genesis’s next LP Abacab and produce Martyn’s album Glorious Fool. The following year, he produced and played on Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA’s LP Something’s Going On and drummed on Robert Plant’s first solo album Pictures at Eleven.

He then set to work on his second solo album, Hello, I Must Be Going!. As with his last, much of the material focused on his divorce. However, the first single, Thru These Walls, didn’t bode well. A song about listening through walls to neighbours having sex, the song sounded like an inferior retread of In the Air Tonight. Released a month before the album, in October 1982, it didn’t even reach the top 40. Collins would have been better off releasing his cover of You Can’t Hurry Love first.

You Can’t Hurry Love had been one of The Supremes’ signature tunes. It was penned by prolific Motown hitmakers Lamont-Dozier-Holland and based on the gospel song You Can’t Hurry God by Dorothy Love Coates and the Gospel Harmonettes. The Supremes single was a pulsating, bright and breezy pop stomper with backing from the Funk Brothers, and it peaked at three in the UK in the late summer of 1966. Collins wanted to pay tribute to Motown (his latest album said ‘Motown, we salute you’ on the back) and worked with producer Hugh Padgham to attempt a remake, rather than interpretation, of the classic recording. He later admitted he didn’t succeed, dissing specifically the ‘naff strings’ on his version.

Nonetheless, Collins had recorded his vocal, drums and tambourine in May and June 1982, with help from Daryl Stuermer on guitar, John Giblin on bass and J Peter Robinson on piano, glockenspiel and vibraphone. Strings were provided by Martyn Ford and credited to The Mountain Fjord Orchestra.

Review

Collins’ standing in the music world is interesting. From drummer in one of the biggest prog rock bands of the 70s, to global superstar in the 80s. Capable of bangers like In the Air Tonight and Easy Lover, yet also guilty of the hypocritical Another Day in Paradise. A bland, uninteresting character, yet also blessed with an unassuming charisma. He was subject to ridicule for years, yet his stock has rightfully improved in recent years. He didn’t deserve such disdain, yet I can see why he was attacked.

Depending on my mood on the rare occasion I now hear it, his version of You Can’t Hurry Love is either unnecessary or not bad. It’s a serviceable attempt at covering a real classic, but why bother? If his aim really was to capture the 60s sound, while updating it a little for 80s audiences, he’s right that he didn’t really achieve it. Having said that, who could, especially in the early 80s, when production techniques were as far removed as Motown’s raw yet sugary pop could be?

The best part of this version is Collins’ voice. You’d never choose it over Diana Ross, Florence Ballard or Mary Wilson’s, but it does work surprisingly well here. Less surprising is that the other highlight is Collins’ drumming. It seems that unfortunately it may take his passing for people to realise he was an excellent drummer, not just an MOR pop star. You can feel his love for the sounds of his youth, and the enthusiasm somehow shines through this average but pleasant cover. There’s no wonder it became his first number 1, as it appealed to his many fans and the record buyers of the 60s, who by then will have loved this unthreatening new version of a tune from their teens.

They’ll have also enjoyed the novelty of the video, in which Collins performs the song under a spotlight, with two other versions of him on backing vocals – one wearing sunglasses. Collins as The Supremes. I will have been four when I first saw it, and I was fascinated to know how he was able to be in three places at once. Was he magic?

After

You Can’t Hurry Love became the first new number 1 of 1983, toppling the 1982 Christmas chart-topper Save Your Love. It also topped the charts in many countries and was a US hit. Collins was well on the way to becoming a global megastar.

The Outro

Lamont Dozier was impressed by Collins’ cover, and was happy to say yes when Collins asked him to co-write Two Hearts, a lovely Motown tribute that featured in his film Buster (1988).

The Info

Written by

Holland-Dozier-Holland

Producer

Phil Collins & Hugh Padgham

Weeks at number 1

2 (15-28 January)

Trivia

Births

21 January: Labour MP Wes Streeting
24 January: Scottish footballer Shaun Maloney
27 January: Scottish Conservative MP Douglas Ross

Deaths

18 January: Composer Cedric Thorpe Davie/Writer Colin Watson
22 January: Trade unionist Walter Citrine, 1st Baron Citrine
28 January: Singer-songwriter Billy Fury

Meanwhile…

17 January: Breakfast Time became the first British breakfast television programme when it launched on BBC One.

19 January: The two policemen who wounded the innocent Stephen Waldorf were charged with attempted murder and released on bail. They were suspended from duty pending further investigation.

23 January: The prohibition on non-British boats fishing in British waters was lifted when the European Economic Community’s Common Fisheries Policy came into effect. 

25 January: The Infrared Astronomical Satellite was launched, becoming the first-ever space-based observatory to perform a survey of the entire sky at infrared wavelengths.

26 January: Red rain fell in the UK, caused by sand from the Sahara Desert within the droplets. 

28 January: Escaped prisoner David Martin (who Stephen Waldorf had been mistaken for) was rearrested.

391. The Real Thing – You to Me Are Everything (1976)

The Intro

Number 1 throughout the most memorable heatwave of the past 50 years, Liverpool soul quartet The Real Thing stepped out of David Essex’s shadow in style with the disco stylings of You to Me Are Everything.

Before

They formed in 1970 with Chris Amoo as lead singer, along with Dave Smith, Kenny Davis and Ray Lake. Originally they were The Sophisticated Soul Brothers and then Vocal Perfection. Pretty cheesy names. Fortunately manager Tony Hall saw a Coca-Cola billboard while waiting at traffic lights in Piccadilly Circus with their famous slogan ‘The Real Thing’ in huge letters.

Initially they performed soul covers of US hits, and landed a contract with EMI, releasing debut single Vicious Circle in 1972. They struggled to break through and David left. Even an appearance on Opportunity Knocks couldn’t turn their fortunes around.

What did make a difference was signing with Pye Records in 1975. Essex produced their initial sessions, resulting in the single Watch Out Carolina. They joined him on tour as his support act but it wasn’t just famous friends that opened doors for The Real Thing. Amoo’s brother Eddie, who had sung with 60s soul group The Chants, joined the band and the Amoos began writing together.

However, You to Me Are Everything was written by Ken Gold and Michael Denne. They were British but most of the material they had spent the last few years writing was sold to US musicians, such was the lack of UK soul groups.

Review

I’ve always had a soft spot for You to Me Are Everything. It has a infectious groove thanks to that wah-guitar, uplifting piano and luscious strings. The lyrics on the whole are a little too cliched to impress, though Gold and Denne get round this by explicitly saying ‘Words cannot express how much you mean to me’. One line that is great though is ‘So now you’ve got the best of me/Come on and take the rest of me’, implying they’ve already got on very well in the bedroom and although it won’t get better than that, perhaps they can get to know each other too? You to Me Are Everything is a great track for romancing down the disco, and in a year where quality number 1s are very thin on the ground, it stands out even more now. Great to see that Liverpool could do soul and disco, too.

After

The Real Thing nearly made it two in a row that year when Can’t Get By Without You stopped short at two. They finally released their eponymous debut LP and a third single from it, You’ll Never Know What You’re Missing, took them to 16 in 1977. Over the next few years they had several hits and misses, including Whenever You Want My Love, which reached 18 in 1977. Most successful was Can You Feel the Force?, a decent disco floorfiller, which may have caught on in part due to Star Wars. It reached five in 1979, but the follow-up Boogie Down (Get Funk Now) was their last hit for seven years, only reaching 33.

The Real Thing returned to working with David Essex in 1982, performing backing vocals, which they also did on his hit Me and My Girl (Nightclubbing). Then 10 years after their number 1, The Real Thing were back in the charts, courtesy of DJ Froggy, Simon Harris and KC. You to Me Are Everything (The Decade Remix 76-86) shot to five and Can’t Get By Without You (The Decade Remix II) went to six. Can You Feel the Force? (’86 Remix) was their final chart entry at 24.

In 2002 Thomas Bangalter from Daft Punk and DJ Falcon released a single under the name Together called So Much Love to Give. It sampled The Real Thing’s Love’s Such a Wonderful Thing from 1977 and became a big club hit. Although they didn’t credit The Real Thing, N-Trance’s Kevin O’Toole and Dale Longworth did when they released their version of So Much Love to Give as The Freeloaders. It was a number nine hit.

The Outro

Lake died in 2000, and Eddie Amoo in 2018 during the making of a BBC Four documentary about the band. Everything – The Real Thing Story was shown in 2020.

The Info

Written by

Ken Gold & Michael Denne

Producer

Ken Gold

Weeks at number 1

3 (26 June-16 July)

Trivia

Births

28 June: Actress Lorraine Stanley
1 July: Actress Kellie Bright
7July: Actress Natasha Collins
8 July: Yachtswoman Ellen MacArthur
12 July: Actress Anna Friel
13 July: Actress Lisa Riley
14 July: Cricketer Geraint Jones

Deaths:

28 June: Actor Sir Stanley Baker
5 July: Comics artist Frank Bellamy

Meanwhile…

26 June–16 July: The legendary 1976 heatwave reaches its peak with a temperature of 26.7C every day of this period. For 15 consecutive days, (23 June-7 July), it reaches 32.2 C in London. For five consecutive days – the first being 26 June the temperature exceeded 35C. On 28 June, the temperature reaches 35.6C (96.1 °F) in Southampton, the highest recorded for June in the UK. And then on 3 July, thermometers recroded 35.9C in Cheltenham.

29 June: The Seychelles become independent of the UK.

7 July: David Steel is elected as the leader of the Liberal Party.

14 July: Ford launches the Fiesta, a small three-door hatchback.

378. David Essex – Hold Me Close (1975)

The Intro

Since David Essex’s first number 1, Gonna Make You a Star, he had, with the help of producer Jeff Wayne, remained a top 10 mainstay. His next single Stardust was the theme to the sequel to the film That’ll Be the Day (1973). In Stardust, as before, Essex was the lead, playing wannabe pop star Jim MacLaine. This time his rise and fall took place through the 60s and early-70s. It’s not a bad song, but tries too hard to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of Rock On. Stardust reached seven in the singles chart, and the film, released in October 1974, did well, but Essex felt it was inferior to That’ll Be the Day.

Before

Next, Essex and Wayne set to work on a concept album of sorts. All the Fun of the Fair was a schizophrenic collection which touched upon Essex’s fascination with fairs as a child. Among the album’s personnel was session guitarist extraordinaire Chris Spedding, who had featured on the number 1 Barbados, and soul group The Real Thing, who would soon go from supporting Essex to having a number 1 in their own right with You to Me Are Everything. First single Rolling Stone went to five.

Ironically, Hold Me Close, which became Essex’s second and last number 1, was almost an afterthought in production. With record label executives waiting in the studio reception to hear the album in full, Essex banged out two vocal takes, and the mix was made in only half an hour.

Review

This information perhaps explains one of the problems with Hold Me Close. Now, Essex was a proper bona fide working-class Londoner, but he definitely played up to stereotypes and laid on the friendly cockney schtick too much at times on this vocal. And that, combined with Wayne’s cheesy production, makes this number 1 seem light years away from the edginess of Rock On. Essex’s transformation to light entertainment star was complete. Which, knowing now that the LP this comes from was all over the place stylistically, is a shame. Mind you, Essex, still popular all these years later, is probably fine with that. He’s very likeable, and despite my criticism, I can’t dislike Hold Me Close too much, it’s good at what it is.

Soon after this, Essex’s chart sales tailed off somewhat, although Oh What a Circus reached three in 1978. But he did take on a role in the original theatre run of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Evita. It was also the year he appeared as the Artilleryman on Wayne’s huge concept double album, Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of The War of the Worlds, an idea the producer had been working on for years. Now a star in his own right, Wayne went on to be a prolific writer of music for TV, including the TV-AM and Good Morning Britain themes of the 80s. The War of the Worlds has spawned a remake and a theatre show.

After

The 80s started off well for Essex with a lead role in motor-racing film Silver Dream Racer (1980) and a song from it, Silver Dream Racer (Part 1) motoring to number four. In 1982 his seasonal single A Winter’s Tale did very well, reaching two in January. It’s been a festive favourite ever since. Tahiti, in 1983, is his last hit to date, reaching eight. As his music slowed, his theatre and TV roles were increasing, and Tahiti came from the West End show Mutiny!, which he co-wrote and starred in. He was the lead in BBC One’s gentle 1988 sitcom The River, which I enjoyed as a nine-year-old but I dare say it won’t have aged well.

Essex was still releasing albums to mixed degrees of success throughout the 90s, and rounded off the millennium with an OBE in 1999. He played a kind-hearted nomad in an episode of Heartbeat in 2000, a subject close to his heart due to his gypsy roots. He had been Patron of Britain’s National Gypsy Council before moving to the US.

The Outro

In 2005 he was a guest vocalist on dance group St Etienne’s album Tales from the Turnpike House, and was due to join the cast of EastEnders in 2006 but couldn’t fit the time needed into his schedule. He eventually joined the soap in 2011 as Eddie Moon for several months. 2008 was a big year for Essex, with the stage debut of his jukebox musical All the fun of the Fair, based on his back catalogue. It had a West End run two years later. In 2013 he starred in and wrote the score for Traveller, a film in which his real-life son Billy Cook played a half-gypsy searching for his true identity. Now aged 73, Essex still has that boyish smile that charmed so many in the 70s and beyond. Rock on.

The Info

Written by

David Essex

Producer

Jeff Wayne

Weeks at number 1

3 (4-24 October)

Trivia

Births

5 October: Actress Kate Winslet
9 October: Actor Joe McFadden

Deaths

22 October: Historian Arnold J Toynbee

Meanwhile…

9 October: The IRA strike again. An explosion outside Green Park tube station near Piccadilly in London kills one person and injures 20.

13 October: Motorcycle producer Norton Villers in Wolverhampton closes down due to bankruptcy. 

23 October: Another IRA bomb, this time intended for Conservative MP Sir Hugh Fraser, kills oncologist Gordon Hamilton Fairley.