426. 10cc – Dreadlock Holiday (1978)

The Intro

By the time of their third and final number 1, 10cc weren’t half the band they used to be. Literally. Despite the success of their masterpiece, I’m Not in Love, creative differences had come to a head.

Before

While recording fourth LP How Dare You!, the two separate songwriting partnerships – Kevin Godley and Lol Creme and Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman – realised they were drifting further apart. Despite this it spawned two hit singes. Art for Art’s Sake reached five in 1975 and I’m Mandy, Fly Me peaked at six.

At the start of sessions for Deceptive Bends (1977), Godley and Creme decided to leave to make an album together. Although Stewart and Gouldman knew the working environment had got more and more difficult, they couldn’t believe Godley and Creme would be willing to walk out on 10cc at the peak of their commercial and creative powers. To make matters worse, Stewart and Creme were married to sisters.

10cc continued as a three-piece with tour back-up drummer Paul Burgess while Godley & Creme released the triple album Consequences, featuring comedian Peter Cook. Stewart and Gouldman likely felt vindicated when that album sank but their own gave them two hit singles – The Things We Do for Love (six) and Good Morning Judge (five). Having said that, Godley & Creme likely didn’t care too much as they were more concerned with doing things their way.

10cc then went on an international tour, bolstered by guitarist Rick Fenn, keyboardist Tony O’Malley and additional drummer Stuart Tosh, formerly of fellow chart-toppers Pilot. The tour was documented on Live and Let Live, released later the same year. O’Malley then left and was replaced by Duncan Mackay and the five-piece set to work on a new album, Bloody Tourists.

Its first single, Dreadlock Holiday, was inspired by a trip to Barbados that Stewart experienced with Moody Blues singer Justin Hayward. Stewart recalled seeing a white man trying to act cool to embarrassing effect, annoying a group of Afro-Caribbeans. This is where the lines ‘Don’t you walk through my words/You’ve got to show some respect’. The chorus, later misunderstood on every cricket highlights package on TV, came about when Gouldman, who was talking to a Jamaican who asked him if he liked cricket, replied ‘No, I love it!’.

The line-up featured Stewart on electric piano, organ, cabaza and vocals, Gouldman on bass, maracas and vocals, Fenn on guitar, backing vocals and organ, Burgess on cowbell, congas, marimba, triangle, agogô and timbales, Tosh on drums, backing vocals and tambourine and Mackay on Yamaha CS-80 synthesiser.

Review

Released in the decade that political correctness forgot, Dreadlock Holiday was a huge hit. But in more enlightened times it proves problematic. Musically, it’s perfectly fine. A good approximation of reggae, well-produced and infectious. But the problem is in the lyrics. Stewart and Gouldman could defend themselves by saying we’re supposed to be laughing at the white man here, thinking that the ‘four faces, one mad’ will leave him alone if he mentions cricket. It’s not good enough really because Jamaicans are certainly not portrayed in a good light either. This gang with ‘dark voices’ are going to rob him, because of course they’re poor criminals, because Jamaica. He manages to escape the gang, only to encounter a dope-dealing woman by the pool. Because Jamaica. Cricket, reggae, crime, drugs, sung in piss-taking cod-Jamaican accents. It’s not that far removed from Typically Tropical’s Barbados.

10cc, or at least Stewart and Gouldman should have known better. It’s a cheap joke and mean-spirited. How can this be the same band that recorded I’m Not in Love? You could argue that perhaps Godley and Creme wouldn’t have allowed something like this through, except they wrote Une Nuit a Paris, a song featuring comedy French accents. No, I think it’s just a case of rich white men not being half as clever as they can be and, well, it was the 70s.

The video to Dreadlock Holiday cheapens the song further. To save money (and possibly to avoid confronting any real-life scary Jamaicans), they filmed on the coast of Dorset instead. It looks about as summery as the field of the campsite in Carry On Camping (1969) and not like Jamaica at all. Director Storm Thorgerson (the man behind the cover of The Dark Side of the Moon) clearly encourages the actors to ham it up big time.

After

Dreadlock Holiday was the last proper 10cc hit. In 1979 Stewart was seriously injured in a car crash. A tour was cancelled and the band was put on hold. Originally planned as a 10cc project, Gouldman made the soundtrack to Animalympics (1980) alone. This animated comedy, made to tie in with the Moscow Olympics, has a special place in my heart as I became obsessed with it as a child. The music is great too.

Both Stewart and Gouldman consider this hiatus the beginning of the end for 10cc. Upon Stewart’s return, tastes had shifted and their next album, 1980’s Look Hear? featured contributions from the other band members, with little collaboration between the founding members. For the next LP, Ten Out of 10 (1981), 10cc were officially just Stewart and Gouldman, with the others demoted to session musicians. In a bid to do better in the US, they collaborated with singer-songwriter Andrew Gold and released a separate version in America with his contributions. They asked him to become a fully fledged member but he declined. His contributions made little difference to record sales.

For their ninth album Windows in the Jungle (1983), Stewart and Gouldman wrote together intending to make a concept album, but a desire to also make a hit single got in the way and it was another failure. That was it for 10cc, for a while. In the meantime, Godley and Creme had made several albums together and had two top three singles in 1981 – Under Your Thumb (number three) and Wedding Bells (seven). They also became very good at directing quirky and innovative pop videos for bands including The Police, Ultravox and Duran Duran. In 1985 they made a very memorable promo for their single Cry, featuring faces blending into each other. I remember being totally mesmerised and disturbed by it at the age of six.

After the split, Stewart worked as a producer for Sad Cafe, Paul McCartney and ABBA’s Agnetha Fältskog. Gouldman produced The Ramones and then formed the duo Common Knowledge with Gold, who changed their name to Wax. In 1985 Gouldman tried the Bob Geldof approach and assembled and produced an unusual group of musicians and celebrities dubbed The Crowd. Featuring, among others, Bruce Forsyth, Rolf Harris, Gerry Marsden, the Nolans, John Otway and Motörhead, they covered the Gerry and the Pacemakers 1963 chart-topper You’ll Never Walk Alone in aid of the Bradford City Disaster Fund. It went to number 1 and Marsden became the first person to do so with two versions of the same song.

In 1992 a 10cc reunion album was released. But …Meanwhile was actually a Stewart and Gouldman LP by and large. Godley and Creme were only on board to fulfil contractual obligations and mostly provided backing vocals. It didn’t fare as well as hoped but Stewart and Gouldman toured once more with former members and a few new ones, as captured on another live album, 1993’s Alive.

The next album, Mirror Mirror (1995), saw Stewart and Gouldman working apart in separate countries. Despite the latter’s initial objections an acoustic version of I’m Not in Love was released from it and actually gave them their first singles chart action in 17 years, reaching 29. Stewart left 10cc after the album tour, saying as far as he was concerned 10cc were finished.

Gouldman disagreed and has continued to perform live as 10cc ever since, with the help of Burgess and Fenn, plus Keith Hayman and Iain Hornal at present. Stewart refuses to speak to Gouldman because of his refusal to stop using the name and Creme has also been critical of the move. However, Godley and Gouldman recorded and performed together as GG/06 in 2006 and Godley also performed at the Royal Albert Hall with the band to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their formation in 2012.

The Outro

Despite my criticism of this final number 1, 10cc were one of the smartest acts of the 70s. The material by the original line-up is never dull and at times, in particular I’m Not in Love, brilliant. In a way, it’s amazing four such multi-talented men, all writers and performers, were able to work together for as long as they did.

The Info

Written by

Eric Stewart & Graham Gouldman

Producers

10cc

Weeks at number 1

1 (23-29 September)

Trivia

Births

23 September: Cartoonist Andy Fanton
25 September: Model Jodie Kidd

Meanwhile…

26 September: 23 Ford car plants were close due to strike action.

346. Paper Lace – Billy – Don’t Be a Hero (1974)

The Intro

Death discs! Remember them? No? Don’t worry, it’s been a while. They hadn’t been in fashion since the mid-60s, and the last proper one to top the charts was Johnny Remember Me in 1961. Yet here we are in 1974, with two in a row. First, thanks to their success on Opportunity Knocks, Nottingham-based pop group Paper Lace were at number 1 with Billy – Don’t Be a Hero.

Before

Paper Lace formed in 1967 as Music Box, consisting of Cliff Fish, Dave Manders, Roy White and Phil Wright. They performed contemporary covers by bands including The Beach Boys. In 1969 they became Paper Lace, named after their city’s long history with lace. While working their way through club gigs a year later they auditioned for Opportunity Knocks, the ITV talent show presented by Hughie Green. Nothing came of it at first, but they signed with Philips and released the album First Edition in 1972. The following year they were finally called up to appear on Opportunity Knocks, and they went down a storm, winning five weeks on the trot. By this point, the band consisted of Philip Wright on drums and lead vocals (very unusual, especially in these days), Mick Vaughan on guitar, Fish was still there on bass, and Chris Morris on guitar and vocals.

Meanwhile, hitmaking duo Mitch Murray and Peter Callander, last seen on this blog having written 1968 number 1 The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde for Georgie Fame, had written Billy – Don’t Be a Hero and were looking for someone to record it. Murray, the man behind Gerry and the Pacemakers’ three number 1s in 1963, wanted an established group to record it, but Callander’s wife saw Paper Lace on TV and suggested them to her husband.

Review

Opening to a chirpy military drumbeat and whistling, Paper Lace’s solo number 1 is the weakest chart-topper of 1974 thus far. It sounds more like a single from the golden era of death discs and it’s too cheesy and naff to get much enjoyment out of. As an anti-war song, some suspect it was a brave move for Billy – Don’t Be a Hero to be released during the Vietnam War and that it was a comment on the situation, but clearly it wasn’t. There are references to ‘soldier-blues’ and ‘riding out’, and on publicity photos and one Top of the Pops appearance, the band (now bolstered by new member Carlo Santanna – not Carlos Santana – on guitar and mandolin), they’re wearing Union outfits. It’s a song about the American Civil War.

But yes, whichever war it’s about, the message is a good one. Don’t be a hero Billy, stay and marry your fiancée. But alas, no. Come the final verse, Billy has indeed died a hero, and his girlfriend throws the letter away. There’s no denying Callander and Murray in particular know how to write a tune, but their songs sound so stale in a year where disco is right around the corner. Having said that, it is unfortunately perhaps a sign of things to come, because there are some truly awful pop songs to come throughout the rest of the decade too.

Considering the subject matter, you’d think Paper Lace might have had a chance with a hit in the US. So it must have been pretty annoying when Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods got in there first and went to number 1 with their rushed cover. The Nottingham boys had more luck second time around though, when Murray and Callander gave them Prohibition-set tune The Night Chicago Died as a follow-up. It climbed to number three on these shores, but they scored a number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Third collaboration, The Black-Eyed Boys, just missed out on the top 10, also in 1974. With their second album, Paper Lace and Other Bits of Material released too, it was a busy year. It didn’t take long for Paper Lace to unravel though, and by 1976 the ‘classic’ line-up was no more.

Paper Lace resurfaced with different members in 1978 and scored a top 30 hit when they teamed up with Nottingham Forest FC to record a version of We’ve Got the Whole World in Our Hands. They split up in 1980 but by 1983 another version had formed. In 1990 Wright, Vaughan and Morris re-recorded Billy – Don’t Be a Hero but it was never released due to the Gulf War. The original was on a list of songs banned by the BBC at the time.

The Outro

These days there are two versions of Paper Lace, each containing different members from their hitmaking days. Why can’t everyone just learn to get along?

The Info

Written & produced by

Mitch Murray & Pete Callander

Weeks at number 1

3 (16 March-5 April)

Trivia

Births

28 March: Snooker player Mark King/Radio DJ Scott Mills
1 April: Conservative MP John Glen

Meanwhile…

18 March: Most OPEC nations end a five-month oil embargo against the US, Europe and Japan.

20 March: After wounding four people, crazed gunman Ian Ball fails in his attempt to kidnap Princess Anne and her husband Captain Mark Phillips in The Mall, outside Buckingham Palace. When he wrestled her to the floor of the Rolls-Royce and commanded her to get out, the princess’s response was ‘Not bloody likely!’. Passing heavyweight boxer Ronnie Russell came to the rescue, punching Ball twice in the head. Princess Anne’s parting words were ‘Just go away and don’t be such a silly man.’ Ball is still ‘away’, in Broadmoor Hospital.

29 March: The new Labour government re-establishes direct rule over Northern Ireland after declaring a state of emergency. 

1 April: The Local Government Act 1972 comes into effect in England and Wales, creating six new metropolitan counties and redrawing the administrative map. Newport and Monmouthshire are legally transferred from England to Wales.

297. Mungo Jerry – Baby Jump (1971)

The Intro

Everyone knows In the Summertime by jug band Mungo Jerry, but who remembers this follow-up? The raucous, rowdy Baby Jump must be one of the least-known number 1 singles of all time, and marked the end of ‘Mungo-mania’.

Before

After the huge impact of In the Summertime in the UK, their debut single began to climb the US charts, so Mungo Jerry headed over in September 1970. Upon their return, double bassist Mike Cole was sacked and replaced by John Godfrey. They hadn’t been in a rush to immediately release a second single, preferring to let In the Summertime soak up as many sales as possible.

The band decided to rework a track that was popular at their live shows, and singer-songwriter Ray Dorset came up with some new lyrics too. They recorded Baby Jump at their label Pye’s 16-track studio, but weren’t happy with the results, deciding it needed to sound more lo-fi, so they returned to the studio where they had made In the Summertime, and Barry Murray was back in charge of production. Deciding the single was too short, they chose to repeat the trick of their first single, and Murray created a fake ending, with the song starting up from the start again.

Review

Baby Jump is a real curio. If you didn’t know it, you’d think it was a different band. Perhaps even an early Tom Waits number. The light touch of their debut is replaced by raw rocking noise and Ray Dorset adopts a growling, shouting voice. The track sounds like it’s been dropped in a muddy pool of water and left for a day or two. This might make it sound exciting, and for the first minute or so, Baby Jump is just that. But it soon outstays its welcome and you’re left wanting them to wrap it up – which makes that false ending all the more annoying.

The lyrics are problematic too. Those freewheeling, likeable but misogynistic lads of In the Summertime go full-throttle on the lust levels. Dorset has the horn for a girl in a micro-mini dress and black stockings, and he promises ‘You bet your life I’ll attack’. He goes on to compare him and his dream love to Lady Chatterley and her gamekeeper, Mona Lisa and Da Vinci, and worryingly, Humbert and Lolita. Which of course, suggests the girl he wants is underage. So, nine years before The Police namechecked Lolita author Vladimir Nabokov in 1980’s best-selling single, Don’t Stand So Close to Me, Mungo Jerry got there first. But at least Sting was conflicted about his situation.

After

Baby Jump made Mungo Jerry the first British act since Gerry and the Pacemakers to have two number 1s with their first two singles, but there seems to be some confusion about whether it even did really make it to number 1, as there was a national postal strike at the time, which affected chart data. They nearly equalled Gerry and co’s feat of three in a row with Lady Rose, but a controversial B-side, Have a Whiff on Me, meant the single was withdrawn.

Mungo Jerry’s momentum never really recovered, and in 1972 Dorset was summoned to a band meeting and Colin Earl and Paul King told him they wanted him gone. Bit rich, considering Dorset did most of the work, so the management fired them instead. They went on to form The King Earl Boogie Band.

From here on in, the line-up would change over and over, but Dorset remained, and as far as the rest of the world is concerned, is Mungo Jerry. He even used the name on solo material. There were a few more hits in the 70s, including Alright, Alright, Alright and You Don’t Have to Be in the Army to Fight the War. His last top 20 single was the catchy Long Legged Woman Dressed in Black in 1974.

However, Dorset would pen another number 1. He was the man behind Kelly Marie’s excellent tacky disco smash Feels Like I’m in Love in 1980. Originally he’d written it with Elvis Presley in mind – I would have loved to have heard that.

The Outro

Three years later, Dorset joined former Fleetwood Mac guitarist and acid casualty Peter Green and Vincent Crane from The Crazy World of Arthur Brown in the group Katmandu, who released one album, A Case for the Blues, in 1985. Occasional Mungo Jerry albums have appeared since, the last being 100% Live in Baden Baden in 2018.

The Info

Written by

Ray Dorset

Producer

Barry Murray

Weeks at number 1

2 (6-19 March)

Trivia

Births

7 March: Actress Rachel Weisz

Deaths

6 March: Harpsichordist Thurston Dart
7 March:
Poet Stevie Smith

Meanwhile…

7 March: After recent protests in London, 10,000 striking workers protested in Glasgow against the Industrial Relations Bill.

8 March: The postal workers’ strike ended after 47 days.