UK Charts

441. Cliff Richard – We Don’t Talk Anymore (1979)

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The Intro

Remember this guy? Once a mainstay of this blog, the ‘Peter Pan of Pop’ hadn’t topped the charts since Congratulations won Eurovision in 1968. 11 years later, Cliff Richard’s comeback, which began with Devil Woman, was complete with this 10th number 1.

Before

The Shadows, who often acted as Richard’s backing band, with who he shared many hits and number 1s, decided to split at the end of 1968. Their last single together was Don’t Forget to Catch Me, which reached 21. Despite being unfashionable, he still had a large enough following to notch up plenty of hits, ending the 60s with two top 10 hits in 1969 – Big Ship (eight) and Throw Down a Line (with Shadows guitarist Hank Marvin), climbing to seven.

The 70s began with Richard fronting his own BBC series, It’s Cliff Richard, which ran from 1970 to 1976 and featured the singer with musical friends including Marvin and Olivia Newton-John. His 50th single, the intriguingly named Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha, went all the way to six in 1970. Many of Richard’s singles for the first half of the 70s were in line with his Christian beliefs – I’m not going to listen to them all to find out, but I’d put money on Jesus (1972) being a prime example.

Having been considered almost as much an actor as a singer in his peak years of the 60s, Richard gave up his film career after starring in the film Take Me High in 1973. He also had another bash at the Eurovision Song Contest that year. Power to All Our Friends finished third that year. Apparently he was so nervous during the competition he took valium and his manager struggled to wake him. It was at least a big hit, climbing to four and earning him his best chart performance for the next six years.

The next couple of years were lean for the not-very-mean machine. His only single in 1974, (You Keep Me) Hangin’ On did OK (13), but he messed up in 1975 when he chose to cover Conway Twitty’s Honky Tonk Angel. Richard recorded a video, 1,000 singles were pressed up and EMI expected it to perform well, but when Richard discovered ‘honky tonk angel’ was Southern American slang for a prostitute, the whiter-than-white pop star was horrified and insisted it was withdrawn. What on earth would God have made of it? This meant that, for the first time in his career, Richard had gone a calendar year without a chart entry.

However, it was decided that, rather than continue down the purely righteous path Richard seemed hell-bent on, he should be repackaged as a rock singer. At the time this must have seemed laughable, and to be honest I’m struggling to imagine it while typing this. But, good Lord, it worked!

Teaming up with Bruce Welch (another guitarist from the Shadows) on production duties, the nicely titled LP I’m Nearly Famous was an unexpected smash. And not only commercially – guitarists Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton were just two of the rock stars spotted wearing ‘I’m Nearly Famous’ badges in honour of the comeback kid. Although Miss You Nights (15) was a ballad, the follow-up, Devil Woman, is a classic slab of pop-rock, with a hell of a chorus. And listen, that’s Cliff Richard singing a song with ‘devil’ in it! With punk rock rearing its ugly head, a more edgy Cliff Richard was very timely.

The comeback didn’t last long though. The next album, Every Picture Tells a Story, spawned only one hit – My Kinda Life (number 15 in 1977). Perhaps feeling he must atone for his sins, Richard then released an album of Christian gospel called Small Corners in 1978. Neither that or his next pop LP, Green Light, performed well. 1978 was also the year Richard reunited with The Shadows for concerts at the London Palladium, as captured on Thank You Very Much.

Despite appearing on stage with Welch once more, the Shadows guitarist didn’t produce his next album, Rock’n’Roll Juvenile. That honour went to Terry Britten, who had worked with Richard many times in the past. Recording sessions began back in July 1978 but vocals weren’t begun until January 1979.

We Don’t Talk Anymore was recorded in one day, five months later. For some reason, Welch received production credit for Richard’s 10th number 1. It was written and arranged by Alan Tarney, a new collaborator, who also played guitar, keyboards, synthesiser and bass on the track, as well as performing backing vocals. On drums was his former bandmate in Quartet, Trevor Spencer.

Review

It’s no Devil Woman, but We Don’t Talk Anymore is a decent pop song and Richard’s best number 1 since Summer Holiday in 1963. I have to confess that I used to think this came much later in his career, and was a Stock Aitken Waterman production from the late-80s or early-90s. It’s something about that catchy, melancholic yet soaring chorus combined with a very light production sound. In its own way, it’s as contemporary as Are ‘Friends’ Electric? with its keyboard-heavy arrangement. Though not nearly as good.

Has to be said though, I’ve never heard Richard sound so passionate. I mean, it’s not exactly a raw, emotional performance – this is Cliff Richard we’re talking about after all. But he gives it a rare bit of oomph! The verses are pretty bog-standard ‘my woman has left me’ and not much to write home about – it’s all about the earworm of the chorus really, and the emotion at the end. Weird lyrical phrasing too – ‘It’s so funny/How we don’t talk anymore’. None too shabby. With The Beatles long gone and Elvis Presley six feet under, Richard could still sell records, when he tried.

The video for We Don’t Talk Anymore is as 70s as it gets, featuring Richard and band performing amid a smoky stage, Richard occasionally merging into himself through a dated but charming kaleidoscopic effect.

After

Cliff Richard fared better in the 80s than the 70s, regularly appearing in the upper reaches of the charts. But it would be seven years before his 11th number 1, for which he shared billing with a series named after one of his most famous chart-toppers…

The Info

Written by

Alan Tarney

Producer

Bruce Welch

Weeks at number 1

4 (25 August-21 September)

Trivia

Births

14 September: Rugby league player Stuart Fielden

Deaths

27 August: Louis Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma (see ‘Meanwhile…’)
28 August: Doreen Knatchbull, Baroness Brabourne
29 August: Painter Ivon Hitchens

Meanwhile…

27 August: Lord Mountbatten of Burma, cousin to the Queen and uncle of the Duke of Edinburgh, was assassinated by a Provisional IRA bomb while on board a boat when holidaying in the Republic of Ireland. His 15-year-old nephew Nicholas Knatchbull and boatboy Paul Maxwell were also killed, and Dowager Lady Brabourne died from injuries sustained a day later.
Also that day, 18 British soldiers were killed in Northern Ireland at the Warrenpoint ambush.

30 August: Two men were arrested in Dublin and charged with the murder of Lord Mountbatten and the three other victims of the bombing.

2 September: Police found the body of 20-year-old student Barbara Leach in an alleyway near Bradford city centre. She was to be named as the 12th victim of the Yorkshire Ripper.

5 September: The Queen lead mourning at the funeral of Lord Mountbatten.
Also on this day, Manchester City paid a British club record fee of £1,450,000 for Wolverhampton Wanderers midfielder Steve Daley.

8 September: Wolverhampton Wanderers broke the record by paying just under £1,500,000 for Aston Villa and Scotland striker Andy Gray. 

10 September: British Leyland announced production of MG cars would cease in the autumn of 1980. 

14 September: The government announced plans to regenerate the London Docklands through housing and commercial developments.

21 September: A Royal Air Force Harrier jet crashed into a house in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, killing two men and a boy. 

440. The Boomtown Rats – I Don’t Like Mondays (1979)

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The Intro

The Boomtown Rats had been the first new wave act to score a number 1, in 1978 with Rat Trap. Far better known is the Dublin outfit’s second, this piano-led ballad about a real-life school shooting spree.

Before

16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer lived in poverty across the road from Grover Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California with her alcoholic father. They slept together on a single mattress on the floor. At some point Spencer suffered a head injury and it’s suspected it had affected her mental health.

In 1978 Spencer, who had been skipping school, told her parents she was suicidal. Later that year she was arrested for burglary and shooting from the window of the school. Following a psychiatric evaluation in December, her probation officer recommended she be admitted to a mental hospital for depression. Her father refused and instead bought her a rifle for Christmas. As you do. Later, Spencer stated ‘I asked for a radio and he bought me a gun.’ When asked why he would do that, she replied ‘I feel like he wanted me to kill myself’.

On 29 January 1979, Spencer opened fire at staff and pupils in the playground of the school as they waited for Principal Burton Wragg to let them in. Spencer killed Wragg as he tried to help, plus a custodian who was trying to pull a student to safety. She also injured eight children and one police officer. Spencer escaped and barricaded herself in her home. While there she was interviewed over the phone by a reporter for The San Diego Union-Tribune. When asked for a motive, Spencer’s chilling response was ‘I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day’. Eventually she surrendered after she was promised a Burger King. She remains in prison.

Boomtown Rats singer-songwriter Bob Geldof and keyboardist Johnnie Fingers were being interviewed at Georgia State University when they saw news of the shootings come through on a telex machine (hence the mention in the lyrics). The opening lines ‘The silicon chip inside her head/Gets switched to overload’ were inspired by Steve Jobs, as the Apple co-founder had contacted Geldof in the hope of The Boomtown Rats playing a gig for Apple.

Geldof had been told by a US rep of the band that if the band were to repeat their UK success in the States, they needed to write songs more relevant to American life. Which begs the question – was I Don’t Like Mondays an honest insight into Geldof’s horror at the senseless shootings, or a cynical attempt to cash in? It’s likely it was a bit of both. In later years Geldof has insisted it wasn’t written to exploit Spencer, and even that he regrets writing it as it has made the shooter infamous. However, it hasn’t stopped him or the band performing it over the years.

Deciding that this was a song that would work better shorn of the usual Boomtown Rats new wave sound, Geldof and Fingers (Geldof was solely credited upon this single’s release, but in 2019 he and Fingers reached a settlement and he is now also credited) wrote a piece that sounded more like Elton John. It’s likely Fingers came up with the piano and other than that, all you have are the vocals and strings in the background. Oh, and the handclaps. It’s at once sparse and bombastic.

Initially Geldof considered I Don’t Like Mondays would be best as a B-side but changed his tune when he saw how well-received it was on their US tour. It would be the first material released from the band’s third album, The Fine Art of Surfacing.

Review

I can find myself agreeing with critics of I Don’t Like Mondays. It is preachy and shows that self-important side of Geldof that some would find unlikeable during the Band Aid/Live Aid era. I don’t think it’s aged so well – in fact I used to prefer this to Rat Trap, but while writing my blog I’ve found myself thinking the opposite. However, cynical or not, it is an interesting subject matter for a song and personally I think Geldof’s lyrics are pretty good at asking how and why such terrible events can happen. And Fingers’ epic piano work is enjoyable. Part the problem may well be that, sadly, school shootings in the US are much more commonplace these days.

Wisely, The Boomtown Rats chose to not directly reference the Cleveland Elementary School shootings in their surreal video, directed by David Mallet. It begins with Geldof, bassist Pete Briquette, guitarists Garry Roberts and Gerry Cott and drummer Simon Crowe as a choir performing in a school in front of a creepy, monged class of kids, with Fingers on a piano. One girl leaves and enters her family home. Geldof sits there playing with his hair before somehow becoming the girl and Briquette, Roberts, Cott and Crowe demand Geldof ‘Tell me why’. Next, we’re in a stark, white background with only Geldof and Fingers present. The singer doesn’t help his defence of the song here, wearing shades and seemingly more concerned with looking cool than getting his message across. Then, it’s back to the school hall, before zooming out to the Rats, other cast and crew looking on at the school. Odd, but memorable.

After

Despite the initial promising response to I Don’t Like Mondays in the US, it was one of the few countries where the song failed to make its mark on the charts. The next two Boomtown Rats singles did well, Diamond Smiles reaching 13 and Someone’s Looking at You peaking at four. Next album Mondo Bongo spawned their final top 10 hit – Banana Republic, which reached three in 1980. Cott left the group in 1981, having distanced himself from the others in recent years. He had a short-lived solo career.

The Boomtown Rats struggled over the next few years but were given a new lease of life thanks to Band Aid. Everyone of course knows Geldof and Ultravox’s Midge Ure wrote Do They Know It’s Christmas?, but the other Rats (bar Roberts) were among the superstar line-up on the single, all providing vocals on the chorus. And the band were obvious choices to be part of Live Aid in 1985, with Geldof’s minute-long silence after singing ‘And the lesson today is how to die’ becoming one of many iconic moments. However, it kind of misses the point as the lesson that day was how not to die, surely? Also, apparently Geldof always did the long pause at live performances, but whatever I guess.

The Rats split in 1986 at another benefit concert – Self Aid, which aimed to raise awareness of unemployment in Ireland. Geldof went solo, while continuing to work with Briquette. Roberts co-wrote songs for Kirsty MacColl before quitting the music business. Fingers and Crowe formed the band Gung Ho and when they split, Fingers became a producer in Japan while Crowe joined a folk group and ran a clock-making business.

I Don’t Like Mondays was rereleased in 1994 and did respectably well, reaching 38 in the UK.

The Outro

Over the years the Rats occasionally performed together again in various incarnations. Roberts and Crowe even formed a group called The Rats in 2008, with Cott and Fingers occasionally joining them. Then in 2013 The Boomtown Rats were together once more, though Fingers opted out. After touring together they returned to the studio and released a new album, Citizens of Boomtown, in 2020.

The Info

Written by

Bob Geldof

Producer

Phil Wainman

Weeks at number 1

4 (28 July-24 August)

Trivia

Births

30 July: Golfer Graeme McDowell
5 August: Footballer David Healey
20 August: Singer Jamie Cullum
23 August: 5ive singer Ritchie Neville

Deaths

8 August: Novelist Nicholas Monsarrat – 8 August
9 August: Humanitarian Cecil Jackson-Cole
11 August: Novelist JG Farrell
5 August: Comedian ‘Mr Pastry’ Richard Hearne – 23 August

Meanwhile…

9 August: A naturist beach is established in open-minded Brighton.

10 August: The entire ITV network is shut down by a technicians’ strike, bar Channel Television. It remained off-for for over two months, meaning massive audiences for the BBC.

14 August: The Fastnet yacht race ends in tragedy, with 15 deaths after a storm hits the Irish Sea.
Also on this day, disgraced former Labour MP John Stonehouse is released from jail after serving four years of a seven-year sentence for faking his own death.

438. Anita Ward – Ring My Bell (1979)

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The Intro

Originally intended to be sung by an 11-year-old, disco song Ring My Bell was an innocent tune about children talking on the phone. With new, saucy lyrics, it became a one-hit wonder for US singer Anita Ward.

Before

Ward was born 20 December 1957 in Memphis, Tennessee. She loved gospel from an early age, and joined the Rust College A Cappella Choir. Ward graduated with a degree in psychology and became a substitute teacher, but the music bug didn’t leave her. She got herself a manager, who put her in contact with one-hit wonder singer-songwriter Frederick Knight, who had scored a number 22 UK hit with I’ve Been Lonely for So Long in 1972.

Knight agreed to record a three-song demo with Ward, but during recording he became so enamoured with her voice, they had nearly an album’s worth of material. But they needed one last song. Knight remembered he’d written one for 11-year-old Stacy Lattislaw. Knight kept the chorus as it was but rewrote the verses, so that Ward could sing from the point of view of a horny housewife waiting for her husband to return home so they can get it on. The song’s title was now far less innocent than originally planned. Ward didn’t like the song but Knight insisted they needed an uptempo tune to take advantage of the disco craze, so she relented.

Review

You either like or dislike Ring My Bell, it seems, depending on your tolerance for the Synare electronic drum. This pad was used throughout and is responsible for the decaying high-pitched tom tone at the first beat of every bar. Personally, I’m a fan for retro disco drum sounds, so bring it on. I’m also a fan of Ward’s performance, cooing her way through the lyrics breathlessly, putting across the mood of sexual anticipation effectively.

The lyrics could be taken as demeaning towards women if you consider the idea of a housewife telling her husband, ‘Well lay back and relax/While I put away the dishes’. However, I think the opposite. I see it as empowering and, for its time, refreshing to see the woman so forward in her desires, striking out of the classic Victorian marital setup. I can certainly see both sides of the argument though.

You can’t deny it’s a cool little tune. Slinky guitar and disco bass seemingly doing their own thing. I recommend the album version, which at 8:11 allows the groove to hypnotise like the best disco 12-inches do. Ring My Bell isn’t a classic, but it’s better than I remember it being in the past.

After

Ward’s debut single was a huge hit, reaching number 1 in the US, UK and several other countries. The album that spawned it, Songs of Love, also did well, reaching eight in the States. But that was as far as stardom stretched for Ward. Sweet Surrender, her second LP, was released only a few months later, but it tanked. Nothing else matched the catchiness of her sole hit and she failed to chart ever again – which apparently is what Ward had feared when Knight presented her with Ring My Bell.

Ward and Knight had a fractious relationship and a third album was abandoned. The Ring My Bell singer was involved in a severe car accident, and that coupled with the disco backlash, meant she disappeared into obscurity.

The Outro

10 years after her initial brush with fame, Ward released a third album, Wherever There’s Love (though not in the US). It contained an inferior remake of her hit. She had a daughter soon after and disappeared again, resurfacing briefly in 2011 to release a single, It’s My Night. Ward occasionally makes live and TV appearances, reminding nostalgic disco fans of her place in history.

I recommend the reggae remake of Ring My Bell, by Blood Sisters. Listen here.

The Info

Writer & producer

Frederick Knight

Weeks at number 1

2 (16-29 June)

Trivia

Births

19 June: Paralympic springer Graeme Ballard
29 June: 5ive singer Abs Green

Meanwhile…

18 June: As Labour continues to reel from their defeat in the General Election, Labour MP Neil Kinnock becomes the shadow education spokesman. 

22 June: Former Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe is cleared in court of the allegations of attempted murder of  Norman Scott with whom he had allegedly had a relationship. Thorpe’s career never recovered.

436. Art Garfunkel – Bright Eyes (1979)

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The Intro

Art Garfunkel’s second solo UK number 1, reigning over the charts as Margaret Thatcher entered Downing Street (see ‘Meanwhile…’), is this haunting ballad. It originally featured on the soundtrack to Watership Down, an animated film that traumatised many children – including me. And this chart-topper and I are forever connected, as it was number 1 the day I was born. A melancholy tune about death, at number 1 when I entered the world. That’s very me.

Before

Watership Down was written, directed and produced by Martin Rosen and was an adaptation of a 1972 novel by Richard Adams. Featuring the voices of John Hurt, Richard Briers and Zero Mostel, it concerns a group of rabbits who escape the destruction of their warren and try to establish a new home.

Although Adams’ novel was for children, it was visceral and bleak. It was more concerned with teaching kids about the harsh realities of nature than entertaining them with lickle fluffy bunnies. Rosen later claimed, despite his movie being animated, that he never intended it for children at all. He wanted the main promo art, of Bigwig in a snare, to be used as a warning to parents to keep their young ones away from the cinema. But the British Board of Classification decided the film was closer to a U than a 15 (there was no PG certificate at the time).

The soundtrack mostly instrumental orchestration by Angela Morley and Malcolm Williamson. Singer-songwriter and producer Mike Batt was asked to contribute. Batt was the man behind novelty band The Wombles, who notched pop a number of hits in the mid-70s, and also helped Steeleye Span and Elkie Brooke score hits. Batt contributed three songs to the Watership Down soundtrack that featured vocals by Art Garfunkel.

Garfunkel’s first number 1, a lovely cover of I Only Have Eyes for You, had been released in 1975. The album, Breakaway, didn’t feature any other hits. He worked with other singers including James Taylor, and then began work on his next LP in December 1976. Watermark hit the shops in 1977 and didn’t sell well. It was re-released in 1978 with a cover of Sam Cooke’s Wonderful World, which featured Paul Simon and Taylor on backing vocals. Perhaps due to the record label choosing not to market it as a new Simon & Garfunkel product, it didn’t chart in the UK.

Which brings us to Bright Eyes. Batt had been asked to write a song about death by original Watership Down director John Hubley (later fired by Rosen when he found out he was working on another project on the side). The song was to be used in the scene where Fiver is led to his wounded brother Hazel by the Black Rabbit of Inlé, the disturbing Grim Reaper of the rabbit world.

Batt struggled at first with the concept. How could he write about death without sounding mawkish? After several days of struggling, he sat at the piano and wrote Bright Eyes in about an hour. Contemplating the mystery of the great unknown, Batt decided to begin by questioning the concept.

‘Is it a kind of dream?
Floating out on the tide,
Following the river of death downstream,
Oh is it a dream?’

Special mention goes out to that third line – what horrible yet beautiful imagery!

The lyrics continue to question what happens not only when we die, but goes deeper and as we all know, the chorus questions why it has to happen at all. It’s my belief that the reason this became the best-selling single of the year was because everyone at some point in their life has lost someone special and identified with the chorus lyrics ‘How can the light that burned so brightly/Suddenly burn so pale?’

Rosen visited Batt and loved what he heard. When he asked who Batt had in mind to sing Bright Eyes, Garfunkel was the instant reply. And why wouldn’t it be? Garfunkel, blessed with one of the most beautiful and ethereal voices in pop, was the ideal choice. Within a day of receiving the demo, Garfunkel had accepted.

Less of a pop song and more film score at the point, Batt described the recording session to the soundtrack version as one of the most difficult of his career. Nonetheless, it paid off, and that scene is one of the highlights of the film. Clearly, they knew they had something special here and decided to turn it into a pop song. The line-up featured session supremo Chris Spedding (who had been in The Wombles) on acoustic guitar, Roland Harker on lute guitar, Les Hurdle on bass, Roy J Morgan on drums, Edwin Roxburgh on oboe and Ray Cooper on percussion.

Review

I think critics of Bright Eyes hear the orchestral opening and Garfunkel’s spectral wailing and think it’s a soppy song about dying cartoon rabbits. But to me and other fans, it’s a deep and bleak song about death that can really hit hard at the right (or wrong times). Garfunkel is blessed with one of the most beautiful voices of all time in pop but occasionally I can find it too twee (I hate The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’Groovy)) so I’m not totally dismissing the voices of concern.

However I think this is my favourite vocal I’ve heard by the curly-haired crooner. It’s not as powerful as Bridge over Troubled Water – but it’s sometimes as moving. Batt deserves lots of credit too, for a great song, well-produced and expertly arranged. A long way from the novelty upbeat pop of The Wombles. And before you ask, I felt like this about Bright Eyes before I discovered it was number 1 the day I was born (apparently I entered the word trying to hang myself on my umbilical cord). I’m pretty chuffed I was born to such a good song at the top, though.

After

A timely release in more ways than one, Bright Eyes became top of the pops on the biggest rabbit-related weekend of the year – Easter. Although I consider it deeper than your average number 1, ultimately it could be the masses simply found it a sweet song about cute animals after all, as it was 1979’s biggest seller. It was a huge hit across Europe too, however, Bright Eyes didn’t even reach the Billboard Hot 100. The album Fate for Breakfast was also a flop in the US.

The 70s ended with tragedy for Garfunkel when his girlfriend, actress Laurie Bird, committed suicide in June 1979, leaving him in a deep depression. He dedicated his 1981 album Scissors Cut to her. This album also fared poorly, but Simon & Garfunkel reunited for a concert in Central Park that year, in front of 500,000 people. The duo embarked on a world tour, but their old rivalry soon returned and a predicted Simon & Garfunkel album, Hearts and Bones was eventually released as a Paul Simon solo LP in 1983 with Garfunkel’s voice wiped. They split again.

Garfunkel releases were few and far between in the mid-80s, save for the festive album The Animals’ Christmas in 1986, written by Jimmy Webb and also featuring Christian singer Amy Grant. He left the music business again when his father died, but resurfaced in 1988 with the LP Lefty, the same year he married Kathryn Cermak.

He disappeared from the public eye yet again and has only returned sporadically since. The 1997 album Songs from a Parent to a Child was his first since Lefty and it spawned the single Daydream, which was his first charting single in the UK since Bright Eyes. It peaked at 17. The romantic comedy As Good as It Gets, also released that year, features Garfunkel singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life over the closing credits.

Five years later came Garfunkel’s ninth solo album Everything Waits to be Noticed. Featuring poems he had written set to music, it was the first time he was credited as a songwriter.

Simon & Garfunkel reunited again in 2003 for a world tour, which went so well, they made it to the end a year later without killing each other. Three years later Garfunkel released his last album to date – Some Enchanted Evening, a collection of standards from his youth.

Another Simon & Garfunkel tour began in 2009 but was cut short due to the latter’s ongoing vocal problems after choking on lobster. Their last performance to date and likely forever due to Simon’s retirement was at the American Film Institute Life Achievement Award tribute to Mike Nichols, who directed The Graduate. They performed Mrs Robinson.

The Outro

Garfunkel’s vocal issues remained until 2014, when he was finally able to tour properly again. He released his memoir What Is It All But Luminous: Notes From An Underground Man in 2017. He’s gone quiet again and, at the age of 79, may never record or tour again. If not, he’ll always be remembered as one half of one of the most famous folk and pop duos of the 60s, with a beautiful voice that can move the stoniest of hearts.

The Info

Written & produced by:

Mike Batt

Weeks at number 1

6 (14 April-25 May) *BEST-SELLING SINGLE OF THE YEAR*

Trivia

Births

14 April: English rugby player Iain Balshaw

19 April: Me

21 April: Actor James McAvoy

12 May: Gymnast Karin Szymko/Cricketer Robert Key

15 May: Field hockey player Rachel Walker

25 May: Rugby union player Jonny Wilkinson

Deaths

11 May: Geneticist Bernard Kettlewell

Meanwhile…

1 May: The London Underground Jubilee Line is inaugurated. 

4 May: Life in the UK changes forever when the Conservatives win the General Election with a 43-seat majority and Margaret Thatcher becomes the first female UK Prime Minister. Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe becomes the most notable MP to lose his seat in the election. Among the new members of parliament is John Major, 36-year-old MP for Huntingdon.

8 May: Former Liberal Party leader and MP Jeremy Thorpe’s problems continue when his trial for the attempted murder of Norman Scott begins at the Old Bailey.

9 May: Liverpool win the Football League First Division title for the 12th time.

12 May: Arsenal achieve a 3-2 defeat over Manchester United in the FA Cup final at Wembley Stadium.

15 May: The new Tory government abolishes the Price Commission. 

21 May: Elton John becomes the first musician from the west to perform live in the Soviet Union. 
Also on this day, Conservative MPs back Margaret Thatcher’s proposals to sell off parts of nationalised industries.

24 May: The theme park Thorpe Park opens in Chertsey, Surrey. 

25 May: The price of milk increases more than 10% to 15 pence a pint.

434. The Bee Gees – Tragedy (1979)

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The Intro

The Bee Gees rounded off an astounding few years with a fourth number 1. It was to mark the start of another downward slide in their fortunes, however.

Before

Thanks to the disco boom and their part in the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever, the Gibb brothers were everywhere in the late-70s. After Night Fever became their third UK number 1, the LP was mined further. Yvonne Elliman’s version of If I Can’t Have You was a US number 1. The Tavares’ version of More Than a Woman was a number seven hit in the UK. In March 1978 songs by The Bee Gees held the number 1 and two spots in the US with Night Fever and Staying Alive – a feat unrivalled since The Beatles. Five songs written by the Gibbs were in the top 10 at once over there that month, too.

Barry Gibb and brother Robin wrote Emotion, a number 11 UK hit for their Australian friend Samantha Sang and The Bee Gees performed backing vocals and Barry wrote the classic theme to the smash-hit cinema adaptation of Grease, sung by Frankie Valli – a US number 1. It wasn’t a good time to be alive if you weren’t a fan of the Gibbs.

However, not everything they touched turned to gold. They starred in their manager Robert Stigwood’s famous flop Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, based on The Beatles’ concept album, in 1978. The critics hated it and the public ignored it. They featured heavily on the soundtrack too. But at least while working on the film, the Gibbs did co-write the excellent Shadow Dancing for their younger brother Andy, which also became a US number 1.

From there, they went to work on their follow-up to Saturday Night Fever. Spirits Having Flown, their 15th album, was co-produced by Albhy Galuten and Karl Richardson. Galuten has claimed that it was he, Richardson and Barry who did most of the work, though keyboardist Blue Weaver disputes this. They both agree that Robin took on more of a behind-the-scenes role, active in songwriting and offering feedback during the recording process. He performed only one solo lead vocal, on Living Together, amounting to the least work he had featured on a Bee Gees album since the 60s. It wasn’t a happy time for Maurice, who was an alcoholic and struggling with back pain. Although he recorded bass parts, he didn’t know they were later overdubbed.

In a bid to prove they weren’t just about filling disco dance floors, the first single from Spirits Having Flown was the ballad Too Much Heaven. It was another US number 1, and peaked at three in the UK. That single and the next, Tragedy, had been written by Barry, Robin and Maurice earlier the same day as Shadow Dancing.

Review

I’ve mixed feelings about Tragedy. I’ve never been much of a fan until relistening for the blog just now. I previously found it overblown and too melodramatic, with the Gibbs harmonies, which I normally enjoy, just too much. Now, I can see it’s a decent enough tune, just not up there with the likes of Staying Alive and Night Fever. I mainly like the bubbling synth sound on the verses. But it outstays its welcome somewhat and is a sign the Gibbs were starting to slide creatively. Though nobody can deny they’d had a bloody good run.

After

It would be eight years before The Bee Gees next held the top spot in the UK. Just as with psychedelia at the close of the 60s, the genre the Gibbs had aligned themselves with, disco, became unfashionable. The Bee Gees were much more successful at the point though, and had farther to fall. The backlash became so strong, they were forced into writing hits for others.

The Outro

Tragedy would return to the top of the charts in 1998 when it became half of a double A-side with Heartbeat for the dance-pop group Steps. It became their signature song and led to a stupid trademark dance as well. Shorn of the synths, it’s not as good as the original.

The Info

Written by

Barry, Robin & Maurice Gibb

Producers

The Bee Gees, Karl Richardson & Albhy Galuten

Weeks at number 1

2 (3-16 March)

Trivia

Births

12 March: The Libertines singer Pete Doherty

433. Blondie – Heart of Glass (1979)

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The Intro

Simultaneously one of the hottest and coolest new wave bands, US six-piece Blondie were also one of the most successful, notching up five UK number 1s in under two years (and another in 1999). Heart of Glass melded new wave, rock, disco and pop with a slither of punk attitude, and it’s their best single.

Before

Blondie’s beginnings start back in New York in 1973. Guitarist Chris Stein joined rock band the Stilettoes. He began a romantic relationship with one of their vocalists – Debbie Harry. She had been a waitress, a Playboy Bunny and a member of folk-rock group the Wind in the Willows in the late-60s. Harry and Stein decided to leave the Stilettoes and start a new band in 1974. Together with former bandmates Billy O’Connor on drums and Fred Smith on bass, they became Angel and the Snake that August.

Two months later and with only two gigs under their belts, they changed their name to Blondie. As the whole world knows, Harry was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and would turn heads wherever she went. Among no doubt filthier shouts, lorry drivers would bark ‘Hey, blondie!’ at her as they drove by her walking down the street.

Fast forward to spring 1975 and Blondie’s line-up had changed several times – including experimenting with female backing singers. Drummer Clem Burke then joined them, along with Gary Valentine on bass. They became regular performers at hip joints CBGB and Max’s Kansas City, wowing crowds with power-pop and Harry’s stage presence. A few months later they recruited keyboardist Jimmy Destri to fill out their sound.

Signing with Private Stock Records, their eponymous debut LP was released in December 1976. It made little of an impression, and first single X Offender sank without trace, despite them supporting Iggy Pop on tour. However, the follow-up In the Flesh became a number two hit in Australia after being played by accident on TV (they were supposed to be showing X Offender).

Blondie decided to buy back their contract and switched to the British label Chrysalis Records. Blondie was re-released on Chrysalis in October 1977 and the critics began to take note. Nevertheless Valentine left the group and they recorded second album Plastic Letters as a four-piece, released in 1978.

The first single from the album Denis (a cover of a 1963 song by Randy and the Rainbows) finally saw their commercial stock rise – all the way to number two in the UK, where the music papers made a story out of Harry battling it out for the top spot with another strong female pop star, namely Kate Bush, who won out with Wuthering Heights. Denis did reach the top spot in the Netherlands and Belgium though, and when the next 7-inch, (I’m Always Touched by Your) Presence, Dear peaked at 10 in the UK, it seemed Blondie were here to stay. They were.

Hiring Frank Infante on guitar and British bassist Nigel Harrison, the six-strong Blondie toured the UK and became one of the first new wave acts to hit the mainstream. Here at last was a rock group in which the men stayed out of the spotlight. It shone fully on Harry, who had star power like few others at the time.

In a clear attempt to really leave their mark on the pop scene, Blondie worked with a big-name producer. Australian Mike Chapman had been half of ‘Chinnichap’ with Nicky Chinn. Together they wrote and produced glam rock number 1 classics by The Sweet, Mud and Suzi Quatro. The latter proved particularly appropriate, as Chapman had experience in helping female rock stars climb the charts with catchy commercial pop songs.

Blondie’s Chapman-produced third album Parallel Lines was released in September 1978. first single Picture This climbed to 12 and Hanging on the Telephone peaked at five. Their first number 1 was next.

Heart of Glass was one of Blondie’s earliest tracks. Originally known as Once I Had a Love, it was written by Harry and Stein and 1974 and demoed a year later. Although slower and funkier than the released version, It had a disco influence right from the start, having been influenced by one of the genre’s earliest hits – The Hues Corporation’s Rock the Boat (1974). Harry later recounted that the lyrics to Heart of Glass weren’t directed personally to a former love of hers, it was written as a ‘plaintive moan about lost love’. They tried it as a ballad and even reggae over the years, but it never quite worked.

Blondie remained in thrall to disco, to the consternation of some rock die-hards, over the years, occasionally adding dance floor hits to their setlists. Harry expressed her love of the work of producer Giorgio Moroder in the NME early in 1978, and the band surprised a CBGB crowd with a cover of Donna Summer’s I Feel Love later that year.

When it came to meeting Chapman to start work on Parallel Lines, the producer asked Blondie to show him what they could record. At the end he asked if there was anything else, and the band sheepishly decided to perform Heart of Glass. Despite their reticence, Chapman loved it and saw a potential hit. Blondie began to agree, but having also become fans of Kraftwerk, wanted to recreate the futuristic sounds of the German innovators as well as Moroder’s hits.

The six-piece assembled at the Record Plant in New York in June 1978 to record Heart of Glass. Unusually at the time, a rock band chose to build the song around a drum machine. The Roland CR-78 had only been released earlier that year, and it was Stein and Destri who introduced it to the studio, having bought one from a store in Manhattan. Destri in particular had a lot to do with the sound of Heart of Glass and brought in some synthesisers. Other technology used in the production included the Roland SH-5 and Minimoog.

Review

Heart of Glass is one of my favourite number 1s of the 70s and one I’ll never tire of. It never dates either. You could argue the 80s began right here and it certainly had an influence on music over the next few years. It’s icy, cool as fuck and one of the greatest disco tracks of all time – despite not actually being that easy to dance to. I love the lyrics, which suit Harry’s ‘not arsed mate’ attitude. Yes, she was once in love. She’s not any more, and you only have to listen to the first few lines to know she’s totally over it.

The lyrics to Heart of Glass are fascinating. What actually is a heart of glass? Does she have a heart of glass or does he? If it’s him, does she mean she’s cut herself because of him? Or does she mean she’s discovered her heart is fragile and he broke it into pieces? Hard to tell, because although she’s given the impression she’s moved on, the choruses suggest otherwise. In the second one Harry suggests he’s cheated on her, and she sings ‘I’m the one you’re using, please don’t push me aside’. ‘Mucho mistrust’ also suggests infidelity.

It’s worth noting that, as far as I can tell, Heart of Glass is the first chart-topper to contain a swear word of sorts. Blondie decided to try and get away with one instance of ‘Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass’ in both the single and album mixes. It soon got replaced on the radio with another ‘heart of glass’, but good on them for trying! The song then ends on that catchy-as-hell, resigned ‘Ooh ooh ooh, ah-ah’, which comes across as another ‘ah, fuck it’.

With Heart of Glass, Blondie and Chapman really melded those influences of Moroder and Kraftwerk together to create something unique. Like I Feel Love, it feels like it could go on forever and that wouldn’t be a bad thing. I listened to 45 minutes of different versions of this in one go and I only began to tire towards the end. And like Kraftwerk, its machine-like, but scratch the surface and there’s human emotions underneath.

For the single, Chapman beefed up the sound and accentuated the double-tracked bass drum. For me, the best version is the 5:50 ‘Disco Version’ released as a 12-inch. Unlike a lot of 12-inch mixes of the time, it doesn’t sound like bits have been unnecessarily tacked on. It sounds like the natural version, just for letting the rhythm stretch out that bit longer.

The promo video to Heart of Glass was directed by Stanley Dorfman, a British director who did just that on the very first edition of Top of the Pops. The film begins with aerial shots of New York, slowly revolving like a mirrorball, before showing the streets of the city and landmarks including the Ed Sullivan Theatre and Studio 54. Although we’re meant to get the suggestion the latter is where this is filmed, it was actually made in a long-forgotten, short-lived club.

The rest of the video alternates between close-ups of Harry miming and mid-distance shots of the rest of the band ‘performing’. Harry looks particularly drop-dead gorgeous here, her hair slightly dishevelled, in a silver dress with one shoulder strap. Her bored, slightly pissed-off performance really suits the song and apparently came about through a genuine sulk. Harry wanted to dance but she was told to stay still. She wasn’t keen on Dorfman after that and didn’t appreciate all the close-ups. Nonetheless, it’s an iconic performance.

After

Heart of Glass was a deserved global smash and number 1 in most countries, including the US. Harry became a pin-up and hero to millions of teens and were a breath of fresh air. With this song toppling Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick, 1979 was shaping up to be a hell of a year for pop.

The Info

Written by

Debbie Harry & Chris Stein

Producer

Mike Chapman

Weeks at number 1

4 (3 February-2 March)

Trivia

Births

13 February: Labour MP Rachel Reeves

2 March: Comedian Jocelyn Jee Esien

Deaths

14 February: Conservative MP Reginald Maudling – 14 February

19 February: Comedian Wee Georgie Wood

Meanwhile…

9 February: Trevor Francis signed for Nottingham Forest. He was the first player to sign a deal worth £1 million.

12 February: The Winter of Discontent continued, with more than 1,000 schools closed due to the heating oil shortage caused by the lorry drivers’ strike.

14 February: Talks between unions and the government, known as the ‘Saint Valentine’s Day Concordat’ marked the end to the Winter of Discontent.

15 February: However, the damage was done. Opinion polls showed the Tories up to 20 points ahead of Labour.

22 February: Saint Lucia became independent of the UK.

1 March: Scotland voted for a Scottish Assembly in the devolution referendum. However this was less than 40% of the electorate, which meant it wasn’t followed through.
Also on this day, Wales voted against devolution.

432. Ian Dury and The Blockheads – Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick (1979)

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The Intro

In 1979, anything seemed possible in pop. Need proof? How about outsider misfits Ian Dury and The Blockheads scoring a number 1 with the new wave classic Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick?

Before

Frontman Ian Robins Dury was born 12 May 1942 in Harrow Weald, Middlesex. His father William was absent for long periods, so mother Peggy took him to live with her parents in Cornwall. After the Second World War the Durys moved to Switzerland, where William chauffeured for a millionaire. In 1946 the family went to live in Essex with her sister, but WIlliam remained.

At the age of seven Dury contracted polio, which he believed he caught in a swimming pool during the 1949 epidemic. In and out of hospital for two years, the illness resulted in the paralysis and withering of his left leg, shoulder and arm. He went to Chailey Heritage Craft School in East Sussex, which also served as a hospital. Children were taught to toughen up and learn a trade but his mother wanted Dury to be more academic so he switched to the Royal Grammar School in High Wycombe, then aged 16, the Walthamstow College of Art. In 1967 he served under pop artist Peter Blake, who that year co-designed the legendary album sleeve for Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

In 1970, while occasionally painting illustrations for The Sunday Times, Dury formed the pub rock band Kilburn and the High Roads. In 1974 they signed to Dawn Records and recorded two albums, for which he sang and wrote lyrics. Despite a support slot with The Who, they disbanded in 1975.

Meanwhile, in 1974 pop group The Loving Awareness Band formed, releasing only one album in 1976. In 1977 they split and its bassist Norman Watt-Roy and drummer Charlie Charles joined Dury and pianist/guitarist Chaz Jankel in their new band. An LP was recorded but they struggled to find a record label, perhaps in part due to Dury’s unique and unusual appearance.

Eventually however they found a home with the independent label Stiff Records. Their first release, credited to Dury alone, was Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, which was a critical success and became a slogan in itself. The album New Boots and Panties!! followed and although sales were modest at first, it’s now regarded as perhaps his finest work, including fan favourites like Billericay Dickie.

Watt-Roy and Charles’ former bandmates, guitarist John Turnbull and keyboardist Mick Gallagher, joined the line-up, as did former Kilburn and the High Roads saxophonist Davey Payne, who had played on New Boots and Panties!!. Inspired by the name of a song from the album, they became Ian Dury and The Blockheads when the next single Sweet Gene Vincent was released. Their next single, another fan favourite, was What a Waste, became their first hit when it peaked at nine in 1978. New wave was becoming increasingly popular, and this was the year of its first chart-topper, Rat Trap.

According to Jankel, who co-wrote the track, Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick was written in Rolvenden, Kent during a jam session between him and Dury. The tune was apparently inspired by a piano part on Wake Up and Make Love with Me, the opener on New Boots and Panties!!. Dury once claimed the lyrics had been written three years previous and after his death a typed manuscript from 1976 showed the lyrics, nearly fully formed, along with ideas for the music (‘drums and fuzz bass doing Roy Buchanan volume trick’). His daughter Jemima said he was working on the track as early as 1974.

The track was recorded in the Workhouse Studio on Old Kent Road in London. Unusually, an uncredited Laurie Latham produced it by recording The Blockheads live, situated in different places around the studio, with Dury sat in the centre. There were allegedly 28 takes recorded, but it was the second that was selected. Despite this, Latham was unhappy with the finished result. He was unhappy that Watt-Roy’s bass wasn’t loud enough. It’s hard to disagree, as that bassline is amazing and certainly one of the highlights. He was also unhappy with the vocal and piano, and he has a point that the piano does drop out just before the final verse. To my ears though, this kind of adds to the song’s unique power. Jankel was far more happy with the recoding. After they finished, he rang his mother to tell her he’d just recorded his first number 1.

Review

I’d argue that Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick is one of the coolest chart-toppers of all time, certainly up to this point. There’s so much to love about it – the aforementioned bassline (how is he playing that?), the ultra-catchy rollicking piano from Jankel, the way it turns from rock’n’roll and blues into cosmic funk, with Payne playing two saxophones at once, and of course Dury’s gravelly, occasionally unhinged performance of childlike lyrics that – and this has genuinely only just occurred to me – refer to sex. It is odd how his delivery seems more restrained after the funk section… or is it just because that stands out so much? Here’s a track I’ll never tire of hearing.

The video has left a lasting impression on me too. It was directed by Laurie Lewis, an old art school friend of Dury’s, who filmed the band performing the track on stage. It has an unreal, disturbing quality, and as a child I was at once frightened and entranced by Dury.

On 27 January, Turnbull, Watt-Roy and Charles were sat outside a cinema listening to a car radio when they heard the news they had toppled the Village People from the top spot. Dury was on a beach in Cannes when hotel staff gave him the news and brought him a bottle of champagne. To celebrate, the whole band bought Moss Bros suits for their Top of the Pops performance. Dury normally bought his whole wardrobe bar footwear and underwear second hand (hence his debut LP’s title). It started to look as though the record may sell a million, and Stiff announced that whoever the millionth buyer was, they would receive a mystery prize. Sales stalled however and it didn’t sell a million until downloads were counted towards sales. Nobody received a prize.

After

The group followed this up with the first LP credited to The Blockheads as well as Dury – Do It Yourself. They didn’t like to include singles on their albums, with neither their number 1 nor number three follow-up, Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 3, featuring. The latter track is also excellent and among their best.

Jankel and Dury’s relationship had begun to sour, and the former left The Blockheads in 1980. Former Dr Feelgood guitarist Wilko Johnson replaced him for the recording of the album Laughter. The single I Want to Be Straight, also released that year, was their final charting single, at 22. The next, Sueperman’s Big Sister, was their last. Dury was drinking heavily, and it was taking its toll.

In 1981 Dury teamed up with Jankel and reggae duo Sly and robbie to record his second solo album Lord Upminster. It was poorly received, though it did include the controversial Spasticus Autisticus, which went from being banned by the BBC to being performed at the 2012 Paralympic Opening Ceremony. It’s a shame Dury wasn’t around to see it. Around this time, Andrew Lloyd Webber asked him to write the libretto for Cats. He refused, later saying, ‘I hate Andrew Lloyd Webber. He’s a wanker isn’t he?’.

Dury signed a solo deal with Polydor and The Blockheads disbanded. He instead recorded with the jazz-influenced Music Students, and his commercial and critical appeal floundered upon the release of their 1984 album 4,000 Weeks’ Holiday. They did however record the memorable Profoundly In Love with Pandora, the theme to ITV’s 1985 adaptation of The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4. Also that year, fellow number 1 artist Paul Hardcastle remixed Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick, re-recording all the instrumental parts with keyboards.

Dury had tons of natural charisma, making it inevitable that he would make the move into acting. In 1986 he had a cameo in Roman Polanski’s Pirates and his most notable role was in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover in 1989. He also, despite his hatred of Lloyd Webber, wrote a musical, called Apples with an accompanying album released that same year.

Ian Dury and The Blockheads briefly reformed for a tour of Japan in 1987. Three years later they got together again to play two benefit concerts for the family of Charles, who had died of cancer. Steven Monti replaced him on drums. That December, with Merlin Rhys-Jones augmenting them on guitar and Will Parnell on percussion, they recorded a live album, Warts & Audience. They toured Spain, minus Jankel, the following month.

In 1992 Dury released his seventh solo LP, The Bus Driver’s Prayer & Other Stories. It featured all The Blockheads minus Watt-Roy. Jankel returned from California in 1994 when Ian Dury and The Blockheads were invited to reform for Madness’s festival Madstock at Finsbury Park – the perfect warm-up act for the Nutty Boys. Sporadic gigs followed.

The Outro

In 1996 Dury was diagnosed with cancer. After recovering from an operation, he reunited with The Blockheads to record their first album since Laughter in 1980. Mr Love Pants, released in 1997, was considered a return to form. It was to be their final album. Monti was replaced soon after by Dylan Howe and Payne left soon after, with Gilad Atzmon becoming their new saxophonist.

Sadly this line-up was cut short when Dury died of cancer on 27 March 2000, aged 57. A true original, Dury was a giant of new wave but refused to be pigeonholed and is sadly missed. But thankfully, you can hear his influence in the music of his son Baxter Dury, and The Blockheads continue to perform. These days, Jankel, Watt-Roy, Gallagher, Turnbull and Atzmon perform with John Roberts on drums. Dave Lewis also appears on sax, and Dury’s friend and minder Derek the Draw writes and sings alongside Jankel.

The Info

Written by

Ian Dury & Chaz Jankel

Producer

Laurie Latham

Weeks at number 1

1 (27 January-2 February)

Births

27 January: Actress Rosamund Pike

Deaths

2 February: Sex Pistols bassist Sid Vicious (see Meanwhile…)

Meanwhile…

1 February: Liverpool grave-diggers call off a strike which has delayed dozens of burials.

2 February: Simon John Ritchie, aka Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols, is found dead in New York’s Chelsea Hotel, having suffocated on his own vomit after a heroin overdose. Vicious was on bail for the second degree murder of his girlfriend Nancy Spungen, who had been found stabbed to death on 12 October 1978.

431. Village People – Y.M.C.A. (1979)

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The Intro

An unmistakeable blast of brass from an enduring classic heralds the start of one of the best years for number 1s the UK has ever seen.

Before

Village People sprang from an idea formed in the heads of French producers Jacques Morali and Henri Belolo. As Can’t Stop Productions, they had enjoyed a few hits in Europe in the mid-70s. Getting a taste for success they decided to set their sights on the US.

Moving to New York City in 1977, the duo were working on music when Morali was handed a demo tape by an actor and singer called Victor Willis, who had starred in the original Broadway production of The Wiz. Apparently Morali said to Willis ‘I had a dream that you sang lead vocals on my album and it went very, very big’. Willis agreed to be lead on the 1977 album Village People, which featured songs by Phil Hurtt and Peter Whitehead to backing by the studio band Gypsy Lane.

The name ‘Village People’ was used to pay tribute to Greenwich Village, an area of Manhattan famous for its large gay population. Morali was gay and had attended a costume ball there. He greatly admired the outlandish outfits used to portray American male stereotypes. Perhaps he and Morali could do similar with Willis and their new group?

Morali’s first recruit was Felipe Rose. He claimed indigenous American descent so he was chosen to dress as a Native American. Willis picked Alex Briley, who eventually settled on a GI uniform. Others chosen were Mark Mussler (construction worker), Dave Forrest (cowboy) and Lee Mouton (biker). Joined by Whitehead, they were used to promote the first Village People hit San Franciso (You Got Me).

Morali and Belolo decided they needed a more permanent line-up to promote the next album Macho Man, released in 1978. They took out ads in New York theatre trade magazines which read ‘Macho Types Wanted: Must Dance and Have a Moustache’. Randy Jones replaced Forrest, Glenn Hughes was the new leather biker and David Hodo replaced Mussler. The classic line-up was formed, and they enjoyed their first hit with the title track of their second album.

What does YMCA stand for? While working on the third LP Cruisin’, Morali apparently asked Willis. The Young Men’s Christian Association had been founded in 1844 with the aim of putting Christian principles into place by promoting a healthy body, mind and spirit. In the US of the 1970s, typical YMCA residents were often homeless or people with other life issues. In the gay community, the YMCA was a popular cruising spot.

Willis could see Morali thought it would be a great idea for a Village People track. However, Willis has also since claimed he wrote the song and it was totally innocent and not intended as a gay anthem, but rather a promotion of a place black young men could enjoy sport.

Review

It’s interesting to note that Boney M, a manufactured disco group, were toppled in 1979 by another manufactured disco group. However, where Boney M were soulless and tacky, Village People’s number 1 has some fire in its belly. Willis really belts it out, turning the YMCA into a religious experience. The backing music is lively – there’s the brass, of course, but it’s the disco bass I like most.

How do you review a song like Y.M.C.A. though? It’s one of those cheesy anthems that’s played to death, almost too famous to clinically dissect. It’s also now lost of its original meaning, played at every party, wedding, any event where an instant floorfiller is needed. And you just know the floor will be full of people who can’t dance, doing the embarrassing spelling out of the chorus.

Apparently the dance originated on an episode of Dick Clark’s American Bandstand on the day it reached number 1 in the UK. After they performed the song, Clark showed the group the audience spelling the initials out and they decided to use it. Jones commented years later that it may have sprung from a misunderstanding – the Village People used to raise their hands above their heads and clap to the chorus but the crowd may have thought they were spelling ‘Y’.

The memorable video was filmed in July 1978. Featuring the group miming and dancing around New York City, it’s a pretty fascinating look at the city during pretty gritty times.

After

Y.M.C.A. went to the top pretty much everywhere, though stalled at two in the US. They followed it up with In the Navy, which is pretty much the same song but simply swaps one institution for another. It’s good though, and Willis is in fine form again. It reached number 1 across Europe but peaked at two here. Then came Go West, later a number two smash for Pet Shop Boys but only a number 15 hit for the Village People in 1979.

It was the last single to feature Willis, who left during the pre-production of the group’s doomed loose biopic Can’t Stop the Music, co-written and co-produced by Allan Carr, one of the men behind the smash-hit Grease. Willis was replaced by Ray Simpson, brother of Valerie Simpson of Ashford & Simpson fame.

In 1980 the title track of the movie climbed to 15 in the UK, but it was their last hit. Disco was on the wane and the Village People were starting to look like a fad. The movie was a critical and commercial flop. By the end of the year Forrest had left, replaced by Jeff Olson. The following year Morali and Belolo had taken notes that new wave was more popular and they made the Village People ditch their outfits and make them look more like a Spandau Ballet support act. Nobody was interested in a new-look Village People and their album Renaissance.

Willis rejoined briefly to work on the next album Fox on the Box, released in 1982. The outfits returned but Hodo and Simpson left and were replaced by Mark Lee and Miles Jaye. Their last proper album for 33 years was Sex Over the Phone, released in 1985.

There was a resurgence of interest in the Village People as the 90s began, but Morali died of AIDS-related complications in 1991. Three years later they recorded Far Away in America with the German national football team for their World Cup campaign. Hughes left in 1995 and was replaced by Eric Anzalone. The biker from the classic line-up died of lung cancer in 2001.

Willis was arrested in 2007 on drugs and weapons-related charges but his life picked up when he married that same year. He also began to perform live for the first time in 28 years and 2012 he won a landmark case, recapturing writing credits and a 33% share in the Village People’s Y.M.C.A, In the Navy, Go West and Magic Night. Eventually he also managed to get Belolo’s name removed from the credits. Then in 2017 he won the license for the name of the group and the characters, returning as their lead singer and with a brand new line-up behind him. The following year the festive album A Village People Christmas was released. A year later, Belolo died.

The Outro

The Village People remain much-loved, a beacon of light during the Winter of Discontent and a happy reminder of disco and, despite their comical appearance, were actually good for the gay movement. Y.M.C.A. is their biggest legacy and has been used time and again and spoofed just as much, in the media. Weirdly, its history took a dark turn when, for reasons unknown, US president and all-round evil Nazi bastard Donald Trump began using it at rallies when trying to be re-elected in 2020. Initially Willis was fine with this but then relented and demanded he stop. Whether it was his own decision or he felt the understandable pressure from the Black Lives Matter movement, we don’t know, but he was happy enough for Trump to use it at first, unfortunately.

Luckily for the whole world, this story has a happy ending as Y.M.C.A. is now remembered as the soundtrack to Trump finally fucking off as he left the White House in January 2021.

The Info

Written by

Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo & Victor Willis

Producer

Jacques Morali

Weeks at number 1

3 (6-26 January)

The Info

Births

20 January: Singer Will Young
21 January: Journalist Johann Hair

Deaths

16 January: Actor Peter Butterworth
23 January: Liberal MP Frank Owen

Meanwhile…

Prime Minister Jim Callaghan made the Winter of Discontent 10 times worse when he returned from an international summit to the industrial unrest. The Sun newspaper reported him as saying: ‘Crisis? What Crisis?’. He didn’t actually say it but many think this the beginning of the end for Labour.

15 January: Rail workers began a 24-hour strike.

22 January: Tens of thousands of public-workers, including hospital workers, rubbish collectors, school caretakers, gravediggers and airport staff, began the biggest mass strike since 1926.

430. Boney M – Mary’s Boy Child/Oh My Lord (1978)

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The Intro

So we reach the end of 1978. Finally, the singles chart and pop in general has become important to the public once more. Singles by Wings, Boney M and John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John remain among the biggest sellers of all time. Punk may have never officially had a number 1, but its presence had shaken pop up, and god was it needed. As the 70s draws to a close, the chart-toppers take on a whole new freshness and 1979 is the most exciting year for pop number 1s in over 10 years.

Before

But first, this. Manufactured disco quartet Boney M capped off an enormously successful year with the festive number 1. Rivers of Babylon had been number 1 for five weeks in the spring/summer of 1978. It was the bestseller that year and is still the seventh best-selling single of all time in the UK. The album it came from, Nightflight to Venus, was also huge and also spawned Rasputin. Number 1 across Europe, it stalled at two here, and unlike most of their oeuvre, I can enjoy that one. Maybe.

In November, the mastermind behind Boney M, Frank Farian, assembled the group to hastily record a Christmas single. He decided to cover Mary’s Boy Child, which had been the UK Christmas number 1 for US singer Harry Belafonte in 1957.

If you read my review of that single when it was live here, or have since read my book Every UK Number 1: The 50s, you’ll know it was composed by Jester Hairston. His friend, who he was at the time sharing a room with, asked Hairston to write him a song for a birthday party. He came up with the calypso tune He Pone and Chocolate Tea but it was quickly forgotten about. But when the composer Walter Schumann asked Hairston for a festive song for Schumann’s Hollywood Choir to perform in 1956, he reworked He Pone and Chocolate Tea and it became Mary’s Boy Child. Belafonte heard the choir’s rendition and recorded it that year, before releasing a longer version the following year. It was the latter which took the Christmas top spot.

Farian, the opportunist that he was, decided to tack a new song on the end, therefore ensuring he and Fred Jay would receive royalties.

Review

Mary’s Boy Child/Oh My Love may be the 12th biggest-selling UK number 1 of all time, but it leaves me as cold as the weather that winter. This is the weakest Christmas number 1 since Little Jimmy Osmond in 1972. Farian takes a stately festive ballad and gives it the cheesy disco-lite touch. He keeps it similar enough to the original to perhaps encourage record buyers ready for some 50s nostalgia, while making it disco enough for the young at the time. The result is a tacky, boring affair. And if it wasn’t already too long, the Oh My Lord section then starts up and it seems as though Boney M are never going to stop. I love Christmas tackiness, but I find it very hard to think of any positives here.

After

Boney M’s huge sales dropped from here on in. In 1979 they reached 10 with Painter Man. But Hooray! Hooray! It’s a Holi-Holiday peaked at three that summer and remained a kids’ holiday club staple well into the 80s. Their next album Oceans of Fantasy spawned double A-side Gotta Go Home/El Lute, which reached 12 and I’m Born Again, which went to 35. Their last new song to reach the top 40 was the interestingly named We Kill the World (Don’t Kill the World). It only got to 39 in 1981. That same year, the dancer Bobby Farrell, who mimed to Farian’s vocals, was sacked for being too unreliable.

In 1982 Reggie Tsiboe replaced Farrell but it made little difference to Boney M’s decline. Farrell eventually returned but in 1986 Farian had got bored and pulled the plug on Boney M after their eighth LP Eye Dance. For the rest of the 80s, various incarnations of Boney M existed, with or without Farian’s approval. In 1988 the ‘classic’ line-up reunited without him briefly.

There was a renewed interest in the group in 1992, thanks to Mega Mix, a number seven hit which also featured a remix of Mary’s Boy Child/Oh My Lord. The only noteworthy member of Boney M at this point was singer Liz Mitchell, who Farian once described as the only irreplaceable member of the group. The following year Brown Girl in the Ring (Remix) took them to 38. Another remix, Ma Baker (Somebody Scream), is their last hit to date, peaking at 22 in 1999.

In 2010 Farrell died of heart failure, aged 61. Mitchell tours as Boney M, featuring Liz Mitchell (well you would, wouldn’t you?). Marcia Barrett, who sang the a cappella intro to Mary’s Boy Child/Oh My Lord, lives in Berlin. Maizie Williams, who never sang on any original studio recordings by Boney M, now performs them live.

The Outro

Farian was the man behind another manufactured group. He formed the duo Milli Vanilli in 1988. Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus never sang a note but they became one of the biggest names of the era. He promised them he’d cover their backs but when the miming scandal broke, Farian fired them and announced they never sang for real on their records. Something that hadn’t bothered the pop world when Boney M were at large destroyed Milli Vanilli, and Pilatus was found dead in 1998 of a suspected drink and drugs overdose.

The Info

Written by

Jester Hairston, George Reyam, Frank Farian & Fred Jay

Producer

Frank Farian

Weeks at number 1

4 (9 December 1978-5 January 1979)

Trivia

Births

16 December: Actor Joe Absolom
23 December: Model Jodie Marsh

Deaths

23 December: Academic Malcolm Caldwell (see ‘Meanwhile…’)

Meanwhile…

14 December 1978: The Labour minority government narrowly survives a vote of confidence.

21–22 December: BBC One and BBC Two are taken off air when the BBC members of the ABS union decide to strike over pay. The following day, the union calls its radio members out on strike. This leads to the merging of BBC Radio 1, 2, 3 and 4 into one national radio network. From 4.00pm that day, the management runs a schedule of news and music. BBC One controller Bill Cotton begins to panic that the strike will ruin ratings over the all-important Christmas period. He prepares two Christmas schedules for BBC One, one if there is no strike, and one filled with repeats and films if there is. Luckily for him, the BBC and ABS go to the government’s conciliation service ACAS, and a deal is reached by 10pm on 22 December, with the unions getting a 15% pay rise. All BBC TV and radio services return to normal service by lunchtime on 23 December.

23 December: Marxist writer Malcolm Caldwell is shot dead in Cambodia shortly after meeting Pol Pot.

5 January 1979: Lorry drivers go on strike, causing new shortages of heating oil and fresh food. With terrible freezing conditions damaging the economy at the same time, Labour’s ‘Winter of Discontent’ had begun.

429. Rod Stewart – Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy? (1978)

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The Intro

Rod Stewart was derided by many for jumping on the disco bandwagon with Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy? and it began his transformation into a figure of fun. However, it’s one of the more enjoyable of his six number 1s.

Before

After his fourth chart-topping single kept The Sex Pistols from number 1 (so we’re led to believe – see First Cut Is the Deepest/I Don’t Want to Talk About It) in 1977, he remained in the upper reaches of the singles chart. One of his most popular tunes, the love song You’re in My Heart (The Final Acclaim) peaked at three. It was the first release from his eighth album, Foot Loose & Fancy Free.

Next up was Hot Legs/I Was Only Joking, a number five hit in 1978. The former, a Rolling Stones-style raunchy blues number, hasn’t aged well, with lyrics like ‘Are you still in school?’ and ‘Hot legs oh you’re pussy’s whipped/Hot legs I just love your lips’. He later wisely changed these last lines.

A huge football fan (and former player), Stewart then teamed up with the national Scotland squad for their 1978 World Cup song Ole Ola (Mulher Brasileira). It fared better than the team’s performance in the tournament. Despite manager Ally MacLeod’s bold claims, they were unable to get past the first round. The song climbed to four.

Setting to work on his ninth LP, Blondes Have More Fun, Stewart developed an increasingly outlandish look. With his peroxide bouffant and tight spandex, he began to resemble a prostitute. Seeing an ever-growing number of fellow rock stars adopting disco (best of the bunch was The Rolling Stones’ sleazy Miss You), Rod the Mod went full throttle down the disco avenue.

Released on 10 November, a week before the album, Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy? was co-written by Stewart with his drummer Carmen Appice (formerly of Vanilla Fudge) and producer and musician Duane Hitchings. However, several other names should be on those credits, really. The chorus is remarkably similar to Brazilian singer Jorge Ben’s 1972 track Taj Mahal. A lawsuit ensued which ended in Ben’s favour. However, in a potentially sly move to avoid him making royalties from the track in the future, Stewart donated them all to the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF).

Stewart claimed in his 2012 autobiography that it was an unconscious steal on his part and Taj Mahal had stuck in his brain after hearing it at the 1978 Rio Carnival. He did admit to purposefully stealing from elsewhere though. The yearning synth line in Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy?, which is the highlight of the track, came from Bobby Womack’s 1975 soul song (If You Want My Love) Put Something Down On It. Now that’s a great title, isn’t it?

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Review

As we all know, Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy? has become synonymous with Stewart’s image as an egotistical, leopard-skin-wearing joke. There’s been countless spoofs – perhaps the most memorable being from Kenny Everett in the early 80s. A friend of Stewart’s, he performs this song glammed up as him, strutting around in the same stupidly tight spandex Stewart wears in the real video. His arse grows ever bigger, eventually causing the DJ to fly off into the sky.

It’s worth noting though, and it hadn’t really occurred to me before, that the song isn’t about him. It’s another of his character studies and it only takes a read of the first verse to realise this. A guy in a nightclub wants to try his luck with a girl, but ‘He’s so nervous, avoiding all the questions/His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding’. As if Stewart would be nervous in that situation! Come the second verse he’s worked up the courage to ask her back to his ‘high-rise apartment’. We even get a porn-style saxophone interlude, which is clearly there to symbolise them getting it on. Come the last verse, it’s dawn and it sounds like he may have talked up his situation as he confesses he has no milk or coffee for a pick-me-up after their night of passion but, in a nice play on words ‘Never mind sugar, we can watch the early movie.’

Da ‘Ya’ Think I’m Sexy? has been in my mind for decades as a song to laugh at. So it came as a surprise to find myself enjoying it upon this review. It’s a lot more fun and less ‘worthy’ than his earlier number 1s and the third-person narrative adds a new dimension to the song. Also, Phil Chen’s disco bass is great and the aforementioned synth line is even better, despite beingstolen. Not so good when the sax mirrors it at the climax, though, and Stewart’s voice isn’t the right type for the chorus, I’d argue. He rather bludgeons it.

I’d say the video is a big reason for this song and Stewart himself becoming a joke. He stars as the guy in the song, sat with his prey, watching himself and his band on a little TV on the bar. Inbetween the footage on stage, in which Stewart’s outfit is somehow actually more ridiculous than Everett’s, we cut to Rod the Mod and the girl, about to get it on, while watching him and the band on TV. In case you’re not sure what the song is about, Stewart gets on the floor and humps thin air. The interplay between him and the band is good knockabout fun though. For the dawn scene, they remain clothed and the band are still on TV, which suggests either Stewart gets off on a looped performance of himself, or they’ve just fallen asleep for a minute or so.

After

This, Stewart’s last UK number 1 of the 70s, also went to the top around the world. In 1997, UK dance act N-Trance released a cover version, featuring Rod the Mod’s vocal on the chorus, which peaked at seven. It’s not a patch on their best work, Set You Free.

The Outro

Written by

Rod Stewart, Carmen Appice & Duane Hitchings

Producer

Tom Dowd

Weeks at number 1

1 (2-8 December)

Trivia

Births

6 December: Screenwriter Jack Thorne
7 December: Historian Suzannah Lipscomb